Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
This story is a little over a year old, but it’s become one of my favorite, personal internet tales to tell.
One day, while I was browsing through Deviant Art, I saw this picture that looked like a badly traced Naruto video game cover. Out of curiosity, I clicked on it, and saw that the author described the image as being drawn in a “manga style instead of an anime style”. Now that by itself is hilarious, but I was wondering if this was only the tip of the iceberg. So I went to her gallery and came across a picture of Byakuya from Bleach. The image was obviously traced from a recent spread from the manga itself, and I even overlayed her image over the actual spread just to make sure. The images matched up perfectly, save for the text bubbles which honestly don’t matter. This pissed me off to no end, and I called her out on this in the comments section of the Byakuya picture. She quickly responded by telling me that it wasn’t traced and that she had done the whole thing free-handed. Now tracing to get the feel for a particular art style or pose, I can understand. However, copying a picture, giving the actual artist no credit, and then claiming you drew it yourself is just bullcrap.
This girl, who at the time went by Susuzmiya-Ruushii and, I shit you not, claimed to live in the “Naruto World”, had not only traced that picture of Byakuya. She had traced a bunch of pictures from various manga and was getting a lot of praise for doing so from people who were apparently too dumb to tell that she was copying that week’s manga spread. So since I had a lot of time on my hands, and since I’m a horrible human being, I decided to call her out on a larger scale and made the youtube video linked above, detailing why she couldn’t have drawn those pictures of hers free-handed while tearing the lid off of her bullcrap and exposing it to others outside of her idiot fanbase. Shortly after making the video, I got a passive-aggressive message from Susuzmiya-McWeeaboo herself, saying that she reported my youtube video for having…
Of all things, her face.
Well, I could understand why youtube wouldn’t want a weeaboo’s face shown in a video, so I took her face out and reuploaded the video and there wasn’t a damn thing she was able to do about it after that.
A day later I decided to check up on Susuzmiya-LeWapanese to see if she had any more hilarious reactions to the video. Upon going onto her Deviant art, I noticed she had deleted everything I had called her out on tracing, put up a few whiny journal entries, one of which had a picture of a sad Naruto sitting on a swing, claimed she had drawn her pictures using “the grid method” of copying (which clashes with her previous claim of having drawn her pictures freehand and is still copying another artist’s work), and BLAMED AND SENT HER FANS AFTER THE WRONG PERSON. I had told her what drawing I had commented on and even showed the reply she had made to my comment, and she still sent her fans after the wrong, freakin’ person.
Susuzmiya-Ruushii has since changed her Deviantart name twice, and uploaded work, that while still is not that great, is at least her own. At least she learned.
Why Did I…Why did I do this?
I’m not sure if this is really considered weebish, but It looks like it can fit here (I’m the fat girl Dancing, I’m much skinnier and better looking now, thank goodness)
*the other two people in the Vid( the girl who was was barely in it and the girl with the long hair) Don’t like Anime whatsoever, Do not hate on them! They are just normal human beings!
Submit Anon: A Hetaboo decided to make her Wales OC identical to me
(Before I begin, I haven’t used anyone’s real names)
I grew up in a small village in a pretty rural part of North Wales. I moved away when I was nineteen to train in England, which was back in summer of 2010. Although I’ve lived in an English city for some time (I’d rather not say which one, just to avoid identification), I do still have a noticeable Welsh accent.
While not a case of outright weebishness, I thought you guys might appreciate the stupid anyway. Need I remind anyone that Hatsune Miku is a string of 0s and 1s designed to replicate human singing, and is in no way shape or form a living thing with feelings.
This is one of my friends on facebook :I He’s being serious.
Submit Anon: My Weaboo ‘Friend’
Ok, this girl wasn’t really the ‘KAWAII DESU NE~” type of weaboo but she was annoying all the same.. Also, this may be a bit boring at the start, but it gets sort of interesting..
The story all started at the start of last year. I was new to my school and really wanted to get to know some people. I was just sitting down in the library as usual, drawing some manga characters when this girl came along. She was really short, with super-long hair and glasses, kinda average-looking. Let’s call her LL. She came over and sat next to me and me, being as polite as always
LOL NO I said “Hi”. She smiled and commented that my drawings were really cool. I said thanks half-heartedly (I got too many compliments and in my opinion, my drawings weren’t amazing, but whatever) We became friends after that day, and the teachers all seemed to notice, so they put us in the same class the next year.
I learned that LL liked anime and manga like me, and I was thrilled that she liked them because if anyone knew any manga, it was Fruits Basket, and most people had only read the 1st and 2nd volume in my tiny school. Well, LL had read a few volumes of everything in the local library, so I decided to come with her and check out the latest manga. We also filmed videos and things in the library, such as a dance to ‘Dango Daikazoku’ from an anime I had shown her- CLANNAD. It was about halfway through this year that things started to go.. wrong..
the story of how I was sexually harassed by a weeaboo….this happened 3 times by the same weeaboo =____=
Submit Anon: Weeb Volunteer
You know that kid with the magnifying glass on the sidewalk above an ant hill? That’s God, burning us alive through embarrassment and strife. Not that God’s a bad person mind you. He gets good grades, eats healthy, it’s just that occasionally he decides to burn an ant hill.
Unfortunately, last year I was inside such an ant hill. Let’s, for framing, say I went to a convention last year. Let’s also say that this actually wasn’t an anime convention, which came as a surprise to me because I always thought my first con would be something to do with anime. However, it’s important to note that this particular fandom still attracts these greasy weebs like moths to the flame. This was a My Little Pony convention.
Anon: So I was on a fire emblem support conversation video. Then I scrolled down to see Red and Blue comments.
I don’t know if this counts as weebish.
Submit Anon: Weeb Store
Okay, so I’ve got a bad one here.
First off, I am the tallest in my group, 5’10” and probably the most outspoken, this is important in the story.
So my friends and I used to walk around this nice area of town where we go to school, just hanging out, doing whatever. And collectively, we’re all fans of anime, comics, video games, etc. Basically we’re kinda nerdy, but not even close to being weaboos.
It was that unfortunate Saturday that my friend Diva, (who’s this short, skinny, and adorable girl), Locke, (who’s super kind and smart, she is the smartest, but quietest in our group), and I had decided to try out some new cosplays (Diva was Dave from Homestuck, Locke was John from Homestuck, and I was being John from Sherlock, just for giggles). These cosplays weren’t even that good, too. Just stuff we were still adding to.
Now Diva had heard from a slightly weebish girl in her art class about an, “Totally awesome!!!1!” Gaming/anime store and since we were getting bored we decided to go there. Now Diva hadn’t known that you had to go down a full 30-40 steps in a really sketchy and smelly staircase (It smelled like pee and major BO). Already we were wary, but since we were bored we though why not. What could go wrong? Everything that’s what.
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