About This Blog

Hi everyone, welcome to New Weeaboo Stories!  Upon hearing about Weeaboo Stories closing, we were quite distraught and decided to allow ourselves to take up the Goddess’s legacy! We are not affiliated with her in any way, we are simply fans who wish to share the terrors of our convention and everyday life associated with the very interesting breed called “weeaboos”. There are currently THREE mods; Mod M, Mod D and Mod S! We’d like to go over some rules and definitions before we begin!

RULES

    Anything that even remotely seems like a vendetta post will be removed and ignored, as will pure hate against us, or anybody else! This also means racial slurs, unadulterated hate against certain cosplayers, etc will be removed or censored, depending on how good the story is.  ALSO: WE DO NOT FAT BASH. END OF STORY. (this does not include the term “hambeast”. please see below for the usage of that)

    No names of cosplayers/other people!! Everything MUST be censored or renamed for the people involved.  We will censor it if we feel the need or even rename people as we deem necessary.  

    Nothing with watermarks on it, please. We do NOT claim any of these images as our own.  They are simply here to serve as further use to define “weeaboo”. 

    We will include the occasional GREAT COSPLAY! along with bad cosplays. Read the tags before you get butthurt at a great cosplay being on here!

    If you wish to have something taken down, simply send us a nice message (anon or otherwise) explaining WHY you would like it taken down in a calm fashion and we will remove it as soon as we can, so long as it’s a decent reason and not just “that’s mean!!!!!”.

   DEFINITIONS

WEEABOO (as defined by Urban Dictionary)

1. Any self-proclaiming anime fan who alienates themselve from their own society and assimilate into the Japanese culture from which they know little-to-none about; using their so-called anime knowledge as a guide, which destined them to ultimate failure in assimilation. 2. A special breed of anime fans who put Japan on a pedastol and prefer them over any other countries in terms of multimedia, courtship, etc… (E.g. prefer Japanese/Asian sprouses, prefer J-music > Amer. music, wanna live and die Japan, etc…) As far as anime goes, they know only little. For example, the average weeaboo knows only americanized anime; preferly uncut with jap. audio and eng. subs ( E.g. Naruto, DBZ, Bleach, Haruhi Suziyama, Lucky Star, etc…) and memorized every japanese song from their favorite shows.

Note: Anybody who watches some anime and reads manga are not weeaboos. Those who go over-broaded with their anime, hentai, and pocky obsession are.A classic example of a weeaboo’s presence on the net, this unknown 16-year-old girl’s rant about Miyavi:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! 

OMG! I loooove Miyavi!!! 

FYI - all you haters - I saved ALL these pictures!!! 

Miyavi-desu…aishiteru!!!!

…so hot, so fine, so sexy, so cute, so funny…*dies*

note that Weeaboo love over-using common japanese word/phrases, likekawaii, desu, and aishiteru accompanied by a exclamation mark.

HAMBEAST (as defined by this blog)

An extremely obese individual who lacks basic hygiene, social skills, and any sort of humility.

Note: You can be overweight and NOT a hambeast. Hambeast is not a synonym for fat. It means EXTREMELY obese, smelly, greasy, and socially incompetent.