December 2011
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Anon: Embarassing
Warning: this might be really long. It’s a horrendously embarrassing story about a weeaboo in denial.
I once had a friend, let’s call her N, back in middle school who was into anime, much like I was (and still am). She would constantly bash weeaboos, saying that they were stupid and should learn shit (almost exact words). Back then, I really didn’t know exactly what a weeaboo was, so I’d just...
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Anon: Fanfics Aren't Canon
This is one from a several years ago, but it’s still one of my “best” worst con-stories.
Sophomore year of highschool, and I was going to the local con with a group of friends for the first time. Super excited, because before that, I never had any friends to go to cons with. (I love my big bro and all, but sometimes you just need some kids your age, y’know?) Anyway, after...
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Anon: Molestation
A few weeks ago I went to a con in Spain with a few of my friends. At first I had a lot of fun, but during the third day me and two other friends were outside the Artist Alley.
Suddenly, one of them held me down painfully while the other one started molesting me.
Mod M: I’m going to add a trigger warning here for molestation, and absolute assholes who need to be brought to justice.
This...
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Anon: Creeper Alert!
So I’ve always had a lot of exposure to anime– all my friends are anime fans, I come across a lot of it during my internet travels, and people always expect me to enjoy it because I’m a Homestucker. I don’t like it but I don’t loathe it.
However, there’s this guy from school I know who has a bad case of the weebs and isn’t ashamed. Now, about two months ago, I stopped wearing glasses and began...
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Anon: Yet More Homestuck Fuckery
So I heard you’re taking Stuckaboo stories
I have a Homestuck/Anime/”Friends” story.
I’m currently in highschool, and alot of my friends usually hang out in the library after school, to read books and do homework. There’s an anime club that started a few years ago that has progressively gotten bigger, taking in more and more Pocky eating Weeaboos each week. I’m not saying they’re ALL the...
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Anon: Crazy Roleplayer
A few years ago, I knew a girl who was a total shut-in, had a ton of pets, and was the worst mpreg-weeaboo fan ever. I met her through a forum and we started talking off and on like no tomorrow, about pets and school, mentioning that she was taking Japanese classes (very proudly, might I add), and going on about how shitty her life was, until she decided our characters should play together (RP)....
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Anon: LOL PHONESEX
There’s these two girls at my school, Let’s call them D and G. G and I have gone to the same schools before but didn’t really get along. She’s very shy, stutters a bit and keeps to herself in class but is nice and a pretty good cosplayer. The other girl however, D, is the biggers weeaboo I’ve ever meet.
It began the first day of school, she had seemed really nice towards me and introduced me to...
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Anon
In seventh grade, I was friends with a few girls who were starting to get into anime and manga. My best friend at the time was a borderline weeaboo, and would sometimes lend me mangas to read. I was never much of a anime fan but I’d occasionally read a manga or two to know what they were talking about.
Fast forward to eighth grade. A new girl comes to school, and at first sight, she...
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Weeaboo from a Non-Cosplayer perspective.
Okay, so i’ll admit i’m not a huge anime fan, but this was hilarious…
I’m not familiar with most characters in popular shows/manga’s etc outside say Pokemon or CCS. But this year my best friend S and I had heard of a convention called FanExpo which took place in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, 4 hours away from Ottawa where I live. Tom Felton (Draco from Harry Potter,...
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New: Affiliates! Check out Chubby Cosplay! →
Hey guys, New Weeaboo Stories is now affiliating with Chubby Cosplay! Click the link above to check out the blog! This means we will occasionally reblog things from each other. Check out our new affiliates page while you’re at it/if you’re interested!
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Anon: I Love Scene Boys and Girls
Hey, again. It’s me, the same anon who wrote about ‘T,’ the weeb who grabbed my chest in anime club. I actually had two pedophilic stalkers last year, and now I’m here to share with you the story of the second one. It was around late January- early Febuary when I met him. C, my savior in the last story, had told me he’d met this pretty chill anime fan to hang out with at lunch and where they hung...
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Anon: Japanese Vampire Princess →
I hope she’s a troll.
Mod M: Pretty…. sure she is….?
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Anon: Why would you do that?
In advance, this is seriously huge and I’m so sorry for that, its just…really creepy, and there’s so much to explain I’m having a hard time keeping it straight.
It all started in 6th grade. Small kid, kinda chubby, shy, and totally convinced I was going to create the best anime in Japan. That was me, hell, everyone has their weeb-phase! I was walking around trying to find...
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How to be Kawaii on Xmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUMfUnAZecI&feature=g-u&context=G2351d80FUAAAAAAAMAA
guettahater asked: Does anyone have any tips for, uh, con interaction? I'll be going to my first in April (Anime Boston) and I just need some advice. Thanks in advance!
Hey guys! Thanks for all the submissions! We...
-Mod M
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Submit: Anon
Not as horrible as some of these, but still really uncomfortable and scary. And long, sorry.
Earlier in the year I went to my first ever con. At the time, I was fourteen and I went with my dad for only two days. I cosplayed as Noodle from Gorillaz on both days, and my dad was Wolverine the first day and Professor Oak the second. For the first two or four hours of the con, I was having the time of...
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Bucket-Tossing At Karkat
A few days ago during my two week long winter break, I was to have a photoshoot with a bunch of other Homestuck cosplayers. I was pretty excited since it’s been awhile since I’ve gone to a cosplay meet up, and had been sewing for a long while ever since I was invited to come to the event.
All day, I went as a rendition of the Knight of Blood (using the design for God Tier Dave but...
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stupidhomestuckfans:
Oh my god when I read about the hitting people with buckets thing… Definitely reminded me a horror story that my best friend unfortunately had to encounter. For an anime con during last summer, my best friend [who we shall call S] dressed up as Karkat. I wasn’t there, but she made sure to tell me all the gory details afterwards. S had just come back late from lunch, looking...
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This girl is crazy????? →
Mod M: I…. what….???
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Our queue is running low! Submit your stories,...
We look forward to your contributions! :)
douchetalia-deactivated20120103 asked: I was wondering if you could help me get started? Maybe a nod to the followers?
tinospolka asked: My mom keeps calling cosplay "Costco". I don't know, I can't take that shopping center seriously anymore
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What type of yaoi boy are you??? →
Mod M: I’m a Chibi Seme!
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Hetalia Fandom Woes
So, my sister andI where at the anime con in Seattle, and she of course had to dress up as China (hetalia). She went off with my dad to go to one of the Hetalia panels. There were a large abundance of crappy cosplayers and too many people who were in character.
I go there after a while to see if she wanted to leave and go check out the concert, and the meeting was just about over as I walked in....
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Anon: *purrr* I'm part Cat...
A few years ago a couple of friends and I went to Anime Weekend Atlanta. My friend and I decided to go as Selphie and Kairi (in their school uniforms) from Kingdom Hearts 2 while our other friend went as I think either Pyramid Head or young Scissor Man (can’t remember since it was a long time ago and there has been a TON of costumes since then lol!). Overall we were all pretty proud of our hard...
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The Otaku: A Documentary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJMjnpUap0
I made a revealing and satirical mockumentary about the Otaku subculture. Me and my friends all play slightly accentuated versions of ourselves, and a lot of it is based on personal experience. The Otaku is my weeaboo story.
Mod M: This is……. amazing. Beyond amazing. Oh my god!!!
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Hard to Handle
Don’t know if you’ll accept this, since he wasn’t strictly a weeaboo, but where I live they’re hard to come by and he’s probably the closest I’ve come to.
Late last year, I began speaking to a boy (if you fancy you can call him C, that’s what I’m doing) I had first met in senior school again. When we met, I had only just joined yr 7 and he was in the year above me, and...
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entitlement-aboo
So, my university has an anime club. I went once to check it out, and it was pretty much just people playing Smash Bros. and people watching Inuyasha. There was one girl there dressed in decora, so I thought we’d hit it off. I occasionally do fairy kei, so I thought we’d have fashion in common. The goal of most deco-type fashions is to look like a surprisingly well coordinated toy store vomited on...
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My little sister, the yaoi fangirl.
So when I was about 12-13, I was a huge Hetalia fan, and I began cosplaying characters and chatting about it to my family. After a few months of being in the fandom I began to accept Yaoi and actually started shipping some gay pairings. They were all fluff, I didn’t want any gay porn all up in my grill. Eventually my yaoi shipping rubbed off on my little sister (She is two years younger than...
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Anon: PASTA!!!
I have a slight stalker/weaboo story of my own. Let’s call said stalker… ‘L.’
It started off in the beginning of year not too bad— I could definitely tell he was a weeb by the talk of moving Japan because his parents suck, and the random insertation of Japanese words and writing basic words in Japanese on my paper.
Then I figure out he likes Hetalia.
Now, I also like the show, but he’s one of...
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Water Pokemon Are My Favorite
A couple months ago I attended Anime Banzai in Layton Utah. This wasn’t my first con. I’d been to about five before, and I’ve been cosplaying for years. Over those years I’ve had a good few creepy/weeaboo-y encounters, but this particular encounter stood out a bit. So here’s the situation: I’m a 90lb, 4’11” seventeen year old girl cosplaying as a...
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Anon: Yaoi crack pairing!
I was browsing youtube when I stumbled upon a Hetalia AMV involving the pairing RusGer. Among the comments claiming that it was a ‘crack pairing’, I found one that said: “It’s a crack pairing because they’re both seme(s)”.
Fandumb logic at its finest.
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Submit: Anon: The bad Hamsteak con-goers
Alright. Let’s start this.
I’m a pretty big fan of Homestuck, and I must admit I can get a little obsessive over it sometimes, but I try not to show it. For instance, I’ll only giggle about the word bucket when there is someone else around that I KNOW knows the reference.
Anyway, so I went to my second con a few months ago, alone due to lots of transportation issues. I cosplayed as Aradia...
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Submit: Anon
About a year ago when I was just starting to get into anime, my cousin soon caught up to me. I’m not going to mention the name of it because it might disgust some of the fans. We found out we both liked the same ones. I was really happy, having someone have the same interests as me, but she only liked the smut. I remember telling me Yaoi was the best thing ever, and she wouldn’t except any...
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Dear Homestuck Fandom,
jakessnakepit:
I love you to death and especially every single person I’ve met in this fandom, (shoutouts to the Apartment, Downeaststuck, and AACstuck)
but please, I am BEGGING you
Do NOT start throwing buckets at Karkat cosplayers at cons.
Yes, this moment was absolutely beautiful and hilarious.
But I PROMISE YOU. No Karkat cosplayer will want to be taking an unexpected flying bucket to...
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Submit: Anon
I’m not really sure if this counts, but I think I helped create a weeaboo.
Just to say, I moved around a lot up until a few years ago, so I made friends where I could that I suppose I wouldn’t miss too much in case I had to move away again. So I was never really fussed over the quality of the friend beyond the obvious. At my new school I’d made a few friends that I got along with very well,...
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The Red Ranger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET8uZa_VFuw&list=UU6JDken5Z2FikgwlmQ9vyKg&index=1&feature=plcp
This isn’t exactly a horror story, but this was AX 2011, with the ever so popular Red Ranger.
I am sad to say, however, that the Red Ranger has been banned from Anime Expo for inappropriate conduct.
his awkward shenanigans will be missed, but here’s a video to remind everyone...
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Majoring in Ethnofetishism?
There is a guy at my art school who will be graduating as an Illustration major next semester. I only just met him last year, as he’s two years older than me, but it seems like he’s managed to carry the I’m-going-to-do-manga-in-Japan fantasy way past it’s middle/high school point and straight on into college. He’s very talkative and kind of bossy, loves to tell you...
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Mother of the Year Award
weebstories:
Alright, so let’s start off this blog of unparalleled quality by telling the story of a girl whom I have the distinct misfortune of knowing. We shall call her “the Rinoa from Hell.” Originally, I had met her through a mutual friend who arranged a dance group. As a dancer, I had always thought it would be fun to do a dance at a con. This friend of mine was a cosplay I really...
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Anon: Stalker Glomp
Alright, So. I have a Team Fortress 2 horror story.
There was this small con in my hometown over the summer, and me, my older brother, and my friends wanted to go. We, being fans of the game developer company,Valve, decided to do a group cosplay of the online game Team Fortress 2. I went as the Fem! Red Scout, which is a pretty simple and decent cosplay (it’s Basically consisting of a red...
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