Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
Submit Anon: Not even dolls are safe from yaoi weeaboos
I am an anime and Toku fan, but I’ve also been into American comics and cartoon and video games my entire life and have managed to avoid any major weebness myself. I do this partly by having outside hobbies. It seems no matter what hobby I am in though, I run into weebs. One hobby in particular has an unfortunately large cross over since its a hobby based on expensive, customizable art dolls from mostly Asian countries. I should probably mention here that I’m a girl.
There has of course been run ins with terribly done character dolls and I met one person who talked about the superiority of the Japanese companies and flipped out that I had a Japanese company head on a Chinese company’s body, but those were pretty uneventful.
The worst by far has been my dealings with the local group over the last 10 years. Sorry its kinda long. You’d think in 10 years they’d grow up, but they just seem to cycle in a replacement worse than the last!
TL;DR a group of yaoi obsessed weebs role play sex in public with giant plastic dolls. Weeb leader steals doll for public orgy and throws yaoi sleepovers. New yaoi weeb leader is way too old to be so obsessed with a shitty 90’s anime and all these creepers apparently have way too much money.
Submit Anon: Weeaboo horror
TW: Sexual assault, attempted rape, battery
tl;dr: I get groped by a weeaboo and later kidnapped,injured and almost raped.
Ok, so when I first go into anime I was a little bit of a weeaboo. Not too much though, nothing past the point of getting excited when somebody mentioned anime (I knew how to take a hint). When I met my first weeaboo I was 17 (I’m 21 now) and was going to my very first convention with my friends [L] and [A]. L and A weren’t weeaboos but they enjoyed anime and cosplaying and were both veteran con-goers. Since it was my first year at any type of con, they figured it would be fun to cosplay as characters from my favorite anime at the time, Fairy Tail. (L was Erza, A was Gray, and I was Lucy)
So the con rolls around and naturally were excited and what-not, I have general anxiety disorder so being around so many people makes me quiet a bit nervous. In preparation for that, I had gotten back on my meds and made sure to take them before we left. Well the medication I take makes me a bit nauseous and kind of dilutes my better judgement, looking back I wish I had just dealt with the anxiety instead of what was to come.
Living with a Weeaboo.
So it took me a lot of time and thinking to make sure I wanted to write and submit this story, as it has always seemed like a dark memory burned into the back of my skull. I have finally decided I should spread my word of weeaboo’s.
So a little bit about myself, I am a all around “nerd”. I have a large and almost countless video game collection, a room full of star wars figures and comic box’s, more anime and manga then I know what to do with, and pop culture and movie toy and posters all over my place. On the outside it’s really hard to tell that I am into anything of the sort as I don’t show it, unless asked.
Submit Anon: “SENCHOU IS MINE!”
THIS IS REALLY LONG AND CONFUSING, SORRY! THERE’S A LOT OF IRRELEVANT INFORMATION AND SUCH!
I’d like to start off by saying that this is not me typing, this is actually my older brother who always takes time out of his schedule to do this for me. The reason he does things for me is because I cannot see. I am blind, but haven’t always been. I became blind after a basketball match when our point guard was going to be crushed by a moronic slam-dunker and I blocked the shot, losing my vision there and then. This occurred five years ago.
The event I am submitting happened several years ago at school. Before I was blinded, I was pretty. People always told me that, and I kept fit by playing a lot of sport as well. I was smart, and life was fantastic for me. I had friends and everything! I also loved to watch anime and read manga, specifically shounen ones (Fullmetal Alchemist and Death Note were my favourites). I didn’t waste all of my time doing that of course, because I wasn’t a weeaboo.
Found this on an anime page…
Submit Anon: Freshman Year Fear
Now, I’m not exactly sure if the girl in my story classifies as a ‘weeaboo’, but she definitely is anime-obsessed and over-excitable.
This story begins towards the beginning of my school year (August), which also happens to be my freshman year in high school. So, when I first met this girl (we’ll call her ‘S’), it was in Japanese class when everyone was introducing themselves. I thought she was really nice and she seemed really cool. It wasn’t until I overheard her speaking to someone about Hetalia that I decided to have a proper conversation with her. Needless to say, we became somewhat friends afterwards.
When Halloween started approaching, S gave me an invitation to a Halloween party she was hosting. She explained to me that she had some friends that would be there cosplaying. I hadn’t been to a party in awhile, so I got my mom’s permission to go.
At the start of the party, everything seemed normal. But…the more people that arrived, the more uncomfortable everything got. All but one of her friends there were female; and they were all (including S) bisexual or homosexual. They also really really loved hentai. I didn’t mind their sexualities (they weren’t affecting me), until one of them started hitting on me. It was subtle at first, wrapping an arm around my shoulders, grabbing my arm and dragging me with them; but that didn’t last long. This girl got this smile on her face and asked “So~, what’s your sexuality?” I got nervous, but answered her honestly; asexual. I thought that would be the end of it, but then she asked for my number. She creeped me out, so I made up an excuse that my mom wouldn’t like me having someone’s number that she didn’t know, or me giving my number to someone she didn’t know (which wasn’t exactly a lie).
Eventually, the other kids wanted to play truth or dare. I took this as a red alert and quickly texted my mom to pick me up, but I knew it’d take some time for her to get there. Of course with my luck, I was picked first. The girl who picked me asked if I liked S, in that way. I just went with a safe answer, I just met S not too long ago and I liked her as a friend. The game didn’t get much farther than that though, no one had very long attention spans. Luckily, my parents got there and I quickly yet politely took my leave. It wasn’t until much later did I learn from S that after I left, all the other girls were telling S how cute I was, how they would so date me, and how she had picked “a good one”. I thought that was the end of it, and it was…but only for a few months.
The next semester rolled around and the girls from the party would see me in the halls, but never talked to me. However, I had finished my swimming class and was put in a Sports Activities class…with S. She was as nice as ever and I was glad she was in the class because I knew nobody else in it, and I’m awful at sports. But it seemed that the more time I spent with S, the more attached to me she became. She would never stop talking to me, never leave me alone (and she still doesn’t, I should include). In Japanese class one day, we were supposed to write all of our birthdays down on paper, so our teacher would know when to sing us happy birthday. Well, S saw mine written on the paper and memorized it. She didn’t even write it down, it was like she just absorbed it into her brain. She kept going on and on about it the closer it came, saying about how I was going to love the present she got me. She explained that it’d be anime related, and she was ordering it online. I’m suspicious as to what she could possibly think to get me. The day before Valentine’s Day, she was talking about it again when a senior girl I somewhat befriended overheard her. She looked at us and asked “A birthday present? Or are you talking about Valentine’s Day?” She sounded more sure about the latter than the former. We told her it was a birthday present but, that was when I realized how many people probably thought S and I were a couple. It must seem really likely, I’ve always been a tomboy and I wear my older brothers’ old t-shirts and hoodies. I also have a pixie cut, giving off the stereotypical lesbian vibe. There’s also the fact that S is always hanging off of me whenever she can.
My good friend likes to joke about it all whenever I bring it up, but I know she finds it strange, too. She was actually the one to introduce me to this blog.
Today is my birthday, but we didn’t have school today. S told me that she would bring my present tomorrow. In all honesty, I’m scared to go to school tomorrow and I’m scared about what will happen from here. She wasn’t at school on Valentine’s Day, so is it possible that others will look at this as a late present for her girlfriend?
I’m sorry that there really isn’t a resolution or moral to this story, but that’s because it hasn’t ended yet. Perhaps it will reassure some of you that might be in a similar situation.
Submit Anon; A Weeboo Accused Me of Being a Homewrecker and Tried to Ruin My Life
Okay so I happened across this site and I loved it so much I couldn’t resist submitting my own story. This story involves heartbreak, sabotage, and fortunately sane people who know better.
So I was a weeboo when I was younger. I watched a lot of anime and wore anime t shirts, read fanfiction and drew anime, but I was mostly a closet fan, and only talked about it with my friends who also enjoyed fanime. I kept my yaoi interest to myself, as there are some things you do NOT talk about with your friends. I still cosplay but I’m much more interested in American TV shows and video games. Moving on. Because of my interest in anime I had a friend who we’ll call Bella, because she had a strange interest in vampires and often insisted that she was actually a vampire. When I first met her, she was rather normal though, she was a bit goth but very sweet and nice. This all changed when I introduced her to one of my friends, a guy I was seriously crushing on. However, it seems that she deemed that I was not worthy of his affections and decided to try and ‘take him’ out from under me, even though we weren’t dating and I had no urge to ask him out or do anything about it. After a year, he finally asked me out and I said yes, and we dated for a week before he cheated on me, of course I was heartbroken but after about a month I got over it and I thought that it was over. I was so wrong.
Submit Anon: The ROTC Weeaboo from UNC
Hello, this is my first time submitting here. My first tale I’m retyping due to some grammar errors but it’ll shed some light on some of the backstory of this. So sorry if it seems that there are loopholes.
Me = Me
Wolf Link = Group leader, person I knew from a previous Con
Booker = Person I met at a con as well
Anise = Booker’s roommate at college
Setting = Spring of 2009, convention Animazement
It was 2009, when I was gearing to go to my second con with the Zelda group that I had met, I was staying at Wolf Link’s house to visit for spring break. I had driven down to Atlanta (there was nobody local who liked these things. I was always driving 250+ miles to meet people.)
The Zelda in our group, who I will refer to a Booker (a girl), talked to me on semi-occasion. We always seemed to have some clash things in personalities and political views, but we at least cooperated. She seemed more quiet and aloof than I, though we’ve had very good conversations.
"How my friend and I discovered that we had the same stalker."
When I was a teenager, my first job was drawing caricatures in theme parks. I had never seen any anime before (well, Pokemon when I was like 9 actually, but I didn’t even know it was anime) but when I got to know my coworkers and socialize with them outside of work (free con admission!!!) it became clear that some of them were really into anime. Luckily, none of them we\re annoying weaboos and they could still draw really good non-anime style cartoons at work. Some of them even did really good cosplays of anime characters at cons and/or collected anime merch, and yet none of them were obnoxious at all. None of them tried to act super sugoi kawaii desu IRL or “glomp” people, etc.
This led me to believe that the difference between a weaboo and an anime fan is the ability to be civil in public, hold a job, maintain hygene, etc. (Previously, I had just wrongfully assumed that literally all anime fans were weebs, and I’m sorry for thinking that.)
Submit Anon: Encounter with weeaboo could have ended worse
First let me tell you about me and my wife. We’re an odd couple; first us being interracial (me Latino and her White), she’s incredibly good looking and was very successful back in high school… i was on the chess team. Although i had a brief weeaboo phase I quickly got out of it as I started hanging out with the “bad crowd” at my church. I was an outcast and hung out with other outcasts which were mainly ex gang members. Plus i joined the military soon as i got out of high school but worked an admin job and nothing badass. because of my past i had a hard time taking shit from people i don’t know. My father in law is an ex cop and trained my wife in self defense. I think you can see where this is gonna go
When me and my wife were dating we decided to attend an Anime con together. This was her first con and my third. I was a little hesitant on taking her as my past experience wasn’t great… being glomped as soon as i entered the con because i was dressed as sasuke, wasn’t a great introduction to the world of cons. My wife likes to go all out when it comes to cosplay and she’s really good when she does. We got stopped many times the first day when we went as Kaito and Miku the first day. All was going well and she was having a blast… until the second day. We decided to go as a “humanized” big mac and fluttershy from My little pony that way we don’t sweat a bunch. I had to go to the bathroom really quick and when i returned there was a small group of weebs crowding around my wife going YOUR SUCH A KAWAII FLUTTERSHY OMG DESU~~~~~!!!! I could tell my wife was getting uncomfortable because she’s never dealt with weebs b4 so i had to break up the group fast. I made up some excuse like we had to go to a panel or something when on of the guys in the group shouted something sexual to my wife. I stopped in my tracks and turn and got in this guys face. Mind you I’m 5’4 and 150lbs and this guy is twice my size height wise and width wise. I started telling this guy off to never talk to her that way when one of the female weebs said something along the lines of THATS NOT KAWAII BIG MAC ONLY SAYS YUP AND NOPE YOUR NOT BIG MAC and proceeded to flick my hat off my head and say other stupid weeaboo things. Before i could say anything this girl went flying because my wife had punched her square in the face to which i took the opportunity to attack the ham beast in front of me. Now my wife doesn’t fight like a girl, she fights like a guy so the weeb had no chance. I had steel toed boots and they were the closest thing to cowboy boots i had so the ham beast fell rather quick, although i knew if he decided to fight back i’d have no chance. Security showed up separated us and the bloodied up weeb got info on what happened and we got off the hook somehow. rumor has it this group had been in trouble before. We enjoyed the rest of our con without troubles.
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