A CLINGY WEEABOO STICKING FOR 2 YEARS
You guys needed stuff in the queue… here. here is my pain and suffering.
WARNING THIS IS LONG AND CONTAINS DETAILS OF A WEEABOO OF 2 YEARS—
also, warning: describing sodomy in an rp sorta but not in detail :I
The girl in this story will be referred to as… “peggy” that’s not her real name though.
So it all started last year in my wee college in Sanfran… Peggy and I met in a Computer design class. The professor went around the room and we had to tell a bit of ourselves about our program experience and hobbies… I explained when it was my turn, “My name is Dianne, I have experience with photoshop, flash, and sai as far as my interests go I like cats, Ridley Scott, comic books… video games…and anime,” and across the room she displayed a charismatic thumbs up and said “I know who I’m sitting next to!”
I had a sinking feeling.
Now don’t get me wrong. Peggy is nice, she’s just.. a typical weeaboo.. who physically causes me pain with out having to touch me. She doesn’t use desu or kawaii to describe things but she had an extreme love for yaoi. So did I but not to this extreme.
When I first met Peggy she loved Yugioh, Bukura and Malak? Marek? I’m not sure. I’m not, nor have I ever liked yu gi oh. She loved the abridged series, which I was familiar with and found extremely funny: that is until she started quoting them relentlessly every single day in her yami yugi abridged voice. She constantly showed me fanart of them involving yaoi, sex, some kind of dark circus and such… It grew old, and sour.
However she finally convinced me to join the college’s anime club. I had my doubts. I was a very shy person back then and afraid to open myself up to new people but I broke down one day and came to a meeting. I made friends and renewed an old acquaintance in a guy named Billy, from high school, but we hadn’t talked much and I met a girl who I’ll just call Ladybug. Ladybug was extremely shy but opened up to Billy and I. Billy turns out, loved fighting games and his favorite was King of fighters. Ladybug loved the amazing game, Bioshock.
The three of us would share interests. The interest I brought to the table was Hetalia. I enjoyed trying to make them guess the characters countries, and it was in the spirit of fun but i was never crazy into it.
Anyway Back to peggy. She wasn’t satisfied with yugioh. She started to cling to our interests to be a bit more apart of the threesome. It was fine, she started to like Hetalia but quickly moved to Billys KOF, because she looked up to him.. I guess or had a big crush on him not really sure which…
This is where it gets painful. She started reading the KOFwiki and then came to a class “cosplaying “as Yuri Sakazaki, to those unfamiliar with her… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Sakazaki
Peggy was wearing white dress button up shirt, braided hair, black leotards for pants, long tall white socks and her white sneakers and a red girly headbandon her forehead. Billy was dying on the inside.
She also fell in love with Doulon and dressed up as him as well. I wont use the word cosplay… Its as less dignifying as the Yuri dress up she did. She came into anime club on a Friday once with a black long coat, black dress pants, brown shoes and purple writsbands, white holloween makeup and purple nail polish and lipstick and her hair braided in his hair style with a white scrunchy. Billy wanted to bust his head into the desk that day.
Throughout all of this she talked me into rps with a cat man, a “neko”, her character name Himitsu, and I was a younger boy named peter who ran a train and she would often talk about them in our class. It was awkward… It got even more so when she went the shota route. I don’t mind shota I guess, but the conditions to me have to be extremely controlled: no one under 14 and no one older then 19 or 20.. but like yeah she would talk about Himitsu’s mating seasons and how he would try to basically seduce Peter. I replied to these note based rps as slowly as humanly possible.
Eventually she seemed to gravitate towards Bioshock to Ladybug’s horror so she stopped talking about it all together. She went on about how she wanted to make a big brother, bcause she caught wind of the little brother I made for fun. Ladybug and I often joked about our Bioshock characters, a little brother and big daddy who liked jazz music and they were half a giant joke. We never really did any thing with them but one day peggy saw a drawing of my little brother, holding his eve needle saying “I like bananas” another giant joke which isn’t relevant to this. Anyway Peggy came back the next day with a drawing of a big brother who didn’t look to much like he belonged.
He didn’t have a helmet, just a over sized eve needle, no variation of a wet suit. She eventually was drawing them together. Ladybug and i stopped trying to talk about our random fun but there was no escape from her big brother. She brought drawings to the table everyday with the big brother and little brother as this fad strung out. It was HORRIFYING, to the degree she went. She did a lot of snuggly, kissy drawings, and my little brother was..what.. 9, 10? ugh.. do i need to explain the wrong in this… anyway eventually Ladybug and I stopped talking about our characters all together and didn’t draw them and we spoke illy about Bioshock hoping Peggy would eventually think we started hating it
Around this time Brotherhood had come out and I was so frikken happy. I talked to Ladybug about it(she had bought it too) and then Peggy became unbearable. You think I would have learned, but no. It was a bad day with her roommate and she needed to get away from them so I let her up to my dorm one day to play assassin creed and vent about her room mates and I hadn’t realized the evil I had unleashed. She fell in love with it but had no xbox, or a way to play it. So over vacation she had watched assassins creeds lets plays and such, and read the wikia. She came up to me (yes this is borrowed a bit from my original post) “I want your Tv. I want your Xbox.” I awkwardly look away from that and changed the subject. She kept pestering me for both of those things for a few weeks. however it got to be more insane as it went on
I’m going to steal a bit from my last post and just do this for people who haven’t read it,
She came up to me one day, and said “I am obsessed!!!” and I tilted my head. “I’m an assassin!” I didn’t get it, I thought she was being ridiculous however…”I’m wearing white!” she then unzipped her white hoodie and revealed a white T-shirt. Only then noticed now her pants and sneakers were white. I wanted to die at that moment.
(end stealing of last post)
In a class we had together, a freshmen joined. she was shy petite and an amazing artist. I calmly, jokingly told her “I love your style, marry me!” and then Peggy decided to tell her that every time we saw her. I honestly think I frightened her off to ever being a friend or anything because of Peggy’s constant ass kissing that the girl was terrified of. who could blame her?
Anyway thankfully she fell into liking black butler. My history with black butler isn’t well. I like the show but the shota hog fans annoy me. Apparently she was one of them now and fell into a black butler rp. one day she sat down with me and told me how an rp with one of her rp buddies went.
It involved the Chinese man whore character Lau, one of my favorites. I wasn’t into Sebastian or Ciel, but she went on to explain how Sebastian and Madam Red basically sodomized him as punishment for putting opium in Ciels tea to make him horny. Opium isn’t an afrodisiac (to my knowledge). I’m no drug expert but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t do THAT.
TOLD me this in a class room full of art majors working on their projects. I froze, telling her not to tell me about it because i liked Lau but she kept going. It was really disgusting. If you rp sodomy don’t go talking about it where people can hear you!
I transferred schools and I’m planning to go to Vancouver Canada to get my degree in advertising. My god it didn’t come soon enough.
My final thoughts on Peggy despite the weeabooism, she was a nice girl, just she grew up sheltered in Nevada and I suppose was trying to cling to what she knew about high school in a city setting. i cannot bring myself to fully hate her, she was young and introduced me to the most amazing people i have ever had the privilege of knowing. Because of her Ladybug, Billy and I are best friends.
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