Anon: Are you sure you don’t want one?
Somehow these weeaboos I’ve encountered before were moved to my friends and I’s lunch time just for the day. I thought everything was going to be okay and calm. I was quite wrong. My good friend wasn’t there so it was my other friend (I’ll call her Ember) and I. The weebs sit down and almost immediately start screaming out Hetalia memes, fangirling over Death the Kid(?), and screaming homestuck bucket jokes (they haven’t even gotten to the trolls). It got really rowdy and I couldn’t even hear myself and had to scream. Ember had said that these weebs were her friends and that it was a treat for them to be here. It was rather disappointing for me. A few minutes in, one of the weebs screams “I can’t believe my dad forgot to pack my penises!”
What.
I don’t know where she got the, how she got them, or when she got them but she pulled out these candy dicks. She then passed them out to all of her weeby friends, even one of my good friends (I’ll call her Amy) takes one. The weeb offers one to Ember and I saying “ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT ONE!?” after saying no 432159856 times and then decides to give up.
While going back to class, I ask Amy why she took one of the candies and she replies “They were just so cute!” I haven’t talked with here ever since she said that, and I don’t think I plan to.
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