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Sorry for my bad English, as you can see from the picture it’s not my native language XD

I found this on one of those annoying “Otaku kawaii desu!” facebook pages. I had some doubts about the english translation when I saw the kanji for “to drink”, so I asked some other japanese students and turns out I was right.
The japanese sentence says “I really like to drink your sperm”, which you can clearly see it’s not what the english “translation” says at all.

The admin of this weeaboo facebook page, knowing nothing of japanese, believed it meant exactly “I love everything about you”, she was even kind enough to translate it to italian in the description. Needless to say s/he was VERY wrong.

And I just had to tell them.
(They deleted the picture as soon as they noticed my comment, btw) 

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