The Con of horrors
Well, I’ve never thought I’d post something here, since what happens to me isn’t nearly as bad as what I’ve read from other people. But half a year ago I had something happen to me and I think it’s time to post it where it belongs.
First of all, I apologize if there are any mistakes, English is not my first language. Now, I have to provide some background for the story to actually make sense.
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yaoifight:
This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
This was on an Amnesia: The Dark Descent video. God, comments like this are all over these videos.
A slightly stalkerish weeaboo on Panty and Stocking. What the fuck? This is the same guy who thinks Miku is his sister.
There’s Actually a Guide
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Weebo-(Wapanese)
Gems from this guide:
“Regular anime/manga fans may act condescending and annoyed towards you, remember in these situations to hold your head up high and don’t be afraid to flaunt your pride!”
“When meeting another weeaboo, never question their dedication and passion!”
“Create a Japanese Alter Ego for fun.”
Found this on Milanoo.
God, why?
Attacked by An Okami Goddess.
So I figured I’ve lurked here long enough and I slowly was reminded of a not so pleasant girl I one knew. She shall be called P. Now P and I where kinda weebs, around 6-8 grade but by the 8th grade summer I finally freed myself from those embarrassing chains and decided to act like a somewhat normal child. Anyways, it was around the end of the school year in 7th grade. Our school was hosting a last day where we could dress up. So P called me and harped on about us cosplaying. She was obsessed with dog anime like GDW, Wolf’s Rain and anything that had to do with canines. So she said she would be Okami. I however wanted to be a half decent for my last day and wore a Lolita dress. When the long awaited day P came to school. It was awful.
She was clad in white bed sheets that looked dirty and smelled awful. Her mangled grease mane was in some sort of hellish mess that resembled curls, she had on a this pink cat ears that looked like they’ve been salvaged from a dumpster, and to top she was wearing a brown shitily hand sewn fox tail. When she saw me she called me Momoko-chan like she always did in this creepy way and ran up to me. Shocked I instantly advised she should fix her bra thing and even offered to let her wear my knit top so she could cover up. But she only pinched my cheek and said I was kawaii. I was already worried. So when we walked to first period all eyes fell on the ‘wolf’ and her already embarrassed friend.
In class the teacher sent her to the office and lucky me, got to walk with her. Before leaving P growled. Actually GROWLED. At the teacher like some beast and called her a bitch before grabbing me by the back of my dress to leave. When we where nearly at the office, two girls looked at her and snickered. K and J. K said my dress was cute but when she saw P she looked shocked. P wasn’t wearing a bra. Just a shitty toga wrap thing. J wasn’t as smart and said something rude to P.
P looked her blue eyes blazing, screamed something along the lines of J being a stupid american coyote, and then threw her down. She was about to kick her but K and I had to stop her. P slapped me and called me a ‘Baka Inu’ and said I could never be an ‘okami with her now’ and then ran off.
We had to go to the office to get her. P was found in the bathroom, drawing on the walls, I didn’t get a good look of what the hell she was drawing or how she got the marker, but it was supposedly me and her as wolves, killing K and J.
Needless to say, P was sent to some sort of school. I never saw her again.
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