Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
Found this gem from when I was 12 :’) (5 years ago) I was trying to be cool and write in Japanese but got things mixed up and it says ‘ruiji’ I believe. Just look at them sparkly sugoi animu eyes ewe
My link to my current deviantART to show that (hopefully) I had improved and grew up.
This story is a little over a year old, but it’s become one of my favorite, personal internet tales to tell.
One day, while I was browsing through Deviant Art, I saw this picture that looked like a badly traced Naruto video game cover. Out of curiosity, I clicked on it, and saw that the author described the image as being drawn in a “manga style instead of an anime style”. Now that by itself is hilarious, but I was wondering if this was only the tip of the iceberg. So I went to her gallery and came across a picture of Byakuya from Bleach. The image was obviously traced from a recent spread from the manga itself, and I even overlayed her image over the actual spread just to make sure. The images matched up perfectly, save for the text bubbles which honestly don’t matter. This pissed me off to no end, and I called her out on this in the comments section of the Byakuya picture. She quickly responded by telling me that it wasn’t traced and that she had done the whole thing free-handed. Now tracing to get the feel for a particular art style or pose, I can understand. However, copying a picture, giving the actual artist no credit, and then claiming you drew it yourself is just bullcrap.
This girl, who at the time went by Susuzmiya-Ruushii and, I shit you not, claimed to live in the “Naruto World”, had not only traced that picture of Byakuya. She had traced a bunch of pictures from various manga and was getting a lot of praise for doing so from people who were apparently too dumb to tell that she was copying that week’s manga spread. So since I had a lot of time on my hands, and since I’m a horrible human being, I decided to call her out on a larger scale and made the youtube video linked above, detailing why she couldn’t have drawn those pictures of hers free-handed while tearing the lid off of her bullcrap and exposing it to others outside of her idiot fanbase. Shortly after making the video, I got a passive-aggressive message from Susuzmiya-McWeeaboo herself, saying that she reported my youtube video for having…
Of all things, her face.
Well, I could understand why youtube wouldn’t want a weeaboo’s face shown in a video, so I took her face out and reuploaded the video and there wasn’t a damn thing she was able to do about it after that.
A day later I decided to check up on Susuzmiya-LeWapanese to see if she had any more hilarious reactions to the video. Upon going onto her Deviant art, I noticed she had deleted everything I had called her out on tracing, put up a few whiny journal entries, one of which had a picture of a sad Naruto sitting on a swing, claimed she had drawn her pictures using “the grid method” of copying (which clashes with her previous claim of having drawn her pictures freehand and is still copying another artist’s work), and BLAMED AND SENT HER FANS AFTER THE WRONG PERSON. I had told her what drawing I had commented on and even showed the reply she had made to my comment, and she still sent her fans after the wrong, freakin’ person.
Susuzmiya-Ruushii has since changed her Deviantart name twice, and uploaded work, that while still is not that great, is at least her own. At least she learned.
the story of how I was sexually harassed by a weeaboo….this happened 3 times by the same weeaboo =____=
Submit Anon: Weeb Volunteer
You know that kid with the magnifying glass on the sidewalk above an ant hill? That’s God, burning us alive through embarrassment and strife. Not that God’s a bad person mind you. He gets good grades, eats healthy, it’s just that occasionally he decides to burn an ant hill.
Unfortunately, last year I was inside such an ant hill. Let’s, for framing, say I went to a convention last year. Let’s also say that this actually wasn’t an anime convention, which came as a surprise to me because I always thought my first con would be something to do with anime. However, it’s important to note that this particular fandom still attracts these greasy weebs like moths to the flame. This was a My Little Pony convention.
Submit Anon: Prussia KOON is a KAWAII NAZI SCHOOLGIRL
WARNING: May be triggering due to mentions of self-harm and mesntion of Nazis.
Note: I am a little overweight, though I am in a diet class and am at a healthy weight. I shower everyday(I use vanilla scented soap:3). I have black hair(dyed cause Im badass youknow?)IM not a hambeast, I cant stand people with bad hygiene.
So, Im from Ireland, and anime isnt that well known here. (there is like 4 cons a year). But I have a friend in England, and last year, I had gone over there to stay with her for a week, and there was a con on that week, so we decided to go. Ill call myself Prussia, my friend will be Austria and my friends cousin shall be called Germany. SO Austria said that her cousin was coming over to sleepover and then go to the con with us. I was kind of worried as she said her cousin could be kind of weeby, though when Germany showed up, she DID NOT look ANYTHING like a weeb. SHe was tall, normal build, long reddish hair and she wore A&F.A soon as she saw me she was hugging me and complenting me. She was so nice.
Don’t go off alone!
(Please forgive spelling errors and other things I’m too lazy to fix them.)
Hello!! I’d like to share a story that happened a couple years back at a convention called J-Con.
At this point in time, I liked anime but I wasn’t really into any fandoms particularly. ( I Just liked anime here and there y’know) So, I didn’t want to cosplay anyone and just decided to go in my maid outfit I wore for Halloween, along with some cat ears and tail. (I just wanted to dress up!) Anyway, My group of friends and I (there were 5 of us.) are waiting in line to buy our con tickets and we’re almost to the front of the line when this guy taps me on my shoulder, I turn and look up at him.
I’m only about 5’3 and this guy was around 6’4, he had short blonde hair that was spiked up, about medium build and wearing a long leather trench coat. He tells me that I look very adorable and asks for a hug. While I got a very creepy vibe from him, I wasn’t one to turn down someone when they ask for a hug, so I did and he squeezed me very tight against him, it was very uncomfortable. Luckily it was my turn to buy my ticket so I had an excuse to get out of there! Everything goes well for the first couple of hours, I had gotten separated from my little group of friends in the dealer room, which was fine!
I was having fun taking pictures of cosplayers and exploring the convention center when all of a sudden I feel two hands grasp my waist and I’m hoisted up and carried bridal style by, guess who, none other than Trench coat guy. I’m very confused and dazed and most of all scared. I’m a timid person and surprising me like that really shook me up, I was trying not to cry. He carried me over to a couch where his friends were, he sat down and placed me in his lap and his friends start putting their hands on my legs and he tells me how “Kawaii” I am and by this point I’m horrified and i can feel tears beginning to slip out which mortifies me even more.
I end up tumbling (Literally) off the couch and quickly scramble to get to my feet, the guy questions me and I just yell while I’m running away that my friends are calling me. I went to the bathroom to calm down a bit before calling my friends to come get me in the bathroom since I was too afraid to come out again, they come and I tell them the story and they make sure one of them is with me at all times. Needles to say I never wondered away from my friends again!
Submit Anon: ”Oppai-tan and Pettanko-tan”
Never go into an empty anime store with your best friend.
I live in Los Angeles. About once every month and a half I go down to Little Tokyo, because we don’t live far from there (about a 30 minute drive). Usually I end up spending all the money I earned there, because let’s be honest, it’s a really fun place to visit.
Submit Anon: My little sister isn’t your loli!
Lets start this story off with me saying that I never really had a weeaboo phase. I was vaguely interested in Sonic and Hetalia when I was 11-12, but I never really used the Internet then, so there wasn’t much room for it to grow.
I’m a fan of Homestuck. My little sister, who I’ll call R, doesn’t really read it, but really likes the characters from what I’ve told her about them. It’s probably for the best that she doesn’t read it, because she is only 11.
Submit Anon : My Kawaii Asian
This happened around 2011, it was my first time to the US, and I must say I had such a great time,I’m planning on going there this year or next (Depending on the money i earn.)
This story has a good ending i guarantee it.
But anyway let me add,that I’m Asian born and raised in England.
I have a cousin who lives in the US, and he introduced me to some of his friends,they’re really nice and they told me that they were into anime&manga,so they took me an Anime con.
Submit Anon: Yaoi weebs in real life… unfortunately
First off, I witnessed this happen, it didn’t effect me directly because I am a girl. As the title suggests this is about yaoi obsessed weebs.
So, I go swing dancing fairly often. It’s an open environment where people can dance with whomever they like, male or female. It’s open and accepting… but maybe too accepting.
In the building there are large open windows that show the dancers, and an open double door because it’s constantly crowded and therefore heats up because of body heat. So one evening everyone was having a good time, two guys were dancing together because one wanted to learn a new move and the best way was to dance as a follow to someone who knew this move. So they were dancing, having fun, laughing when one of them messed up. But along comes these weebs. And I mean weebs.
One was sporting twin pigtails and a Hatsune Miku shirt with a short tutu to cover her rather thick thighs. And the other was your traditional hetalia weeb. Both had greasy hair and were sort of overweight with acne. (Don’t get me wrong, chubby girls can be some of the most gorgeous people, but not these two.)
And so they peer in and guess what they see? These two guys dancing together. The song was slow so I can only assume what they thought. I was sitting out near the door when suddenly I hear one of them scream:
“OMG REAL LIFE YAOIS!! KAWAII!!!”
the other thankfully was much more quiet.
“It would be so kawaii ne if they kissed!”
“I wonder which one is uke?”
They squeeled for another few minutes until the sing ended and the two guys bro hugged, then the ponytails one yelled:
“OMG THEY’RE GONNA KISS.”
Of course this puts the two guys off, they stumble away from each other and avoided each other for the rest of the night. I felt super bad for them.
I wish I had stopped the weebs…
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