Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
Submit Anon: Face to Face with Deviantart Weeb
This is the story of H, and me, the writer, who sucks at summaries.
Submit Anon: Ouran High/Doctor Who Weeb
I had a weeb occurrence recently.
My (now ex) girlfriend had taken me to a small-ish, local con a few weeks back. We brought along two friends who were dating, and a last-minute tag-a-long. My friends went as the 10th doctor and Rose, so we’ll call them by their character’s names. The tag-a-long didn’t want to pull a closet cosplay, so she wore a Doctor Who tee, fez and rubber bracelet. We’ll call her Fannie.
As for my girlfriend and I, we went as Mori and Honey from Ouran High School Host Club, mainly because we were bored of our normal cosplays.Doctor and Rose had lent us their Ouran uniforms for our cosplays. If you don’t know the show, Honey is an adorable senior boy, but look likes a shota. I’m his height (4’11) have brown eyes already, so all I had to do was buy a wig. My girlfriend is 5’10”, so she fit the role of tall Mori and also only had to buy a wig. I then borrowed a pink bunny plush from my little sister to fill in for the one Honey carries around.
Submit Anon: Encounter with weeaboo could have ended worse
First let me tell you about me and my wife. We’re an odd couple; first us being interracial (me Latino and her White), she’s incredibly good looking and was very successful back in high school… i was on the chess team. Although i had a brief weeaboo phase I quickly got out of it as I started hanging out with the “bad crowd” at my church. I was an outcast and hung out with other outcasts which were mainly ex gang members. Plus i joined the military soon as i got out of high school but worked an admin job and nothing badass. because of my past i had a hard time taking shit from people i don’t know. My father in law is an ex cop and trained my wife in self defense. I think you can see where this is gonna go
When me and my wife were dating we decided to attend an Anime con together. This was her first con and my third. I was a little hesitant on taking her as my past experience wasn’t great… being glomped as soon as i entered the con because i was dressed as sasuke, wasn’t a great introduction to the world of cons. My wife likes to go all out when it comes to cosplay and she’s really good when she does. We got stopped many times the first day when we went as Kaito and Miku the first day. All was going well and she was having a blast… until the second day. We decided to go as a “humanized” big mac and fluttershy from My little pony that way we don’t sweat a bunch. I had to go to the bathroom really quick and when i returned there was a small group of weebs crowding around my wife going YOUR SUCH A KAWAII FLUTTERSHY OMG DESU~~~~~!!!! I could tell my wife was getting uncomfortable because she’s never dealt with weebs b4 so i had to break up the group fast. I made up some excuse like we had to go to a panel or something when on of the guys in the group shouted something sexual to my wife. I stopped in my tracks and turn and got in this guys face. Mind you I’m 5’4 and 150lbs and this guy is twice my size height wise and width wise. I started telling this guy off to never talk to her that way when one of the female weebs said something along the lines of THATS NOT KAWAII BIG MAC ONLY SAYS YUP AND NOPE YOUR NOT BIG MAC and proceeded to flick my hat off my head and say other stupid weeaboo things. Before i could say anything this girl went flying because my wife had punched her square in the face to which i took the opportunity to attack the ham beast in front of me. Now my wife doesn’t fight like a girl, she fights like a guy so the weeb had no chance. I had steel toed boots and they were the closest thing to cowboy boots i had so the ham beast fell rather quick, although i knew if he decided to fight back i’d have no chance. Security showed up separated us and the bloodied up weeb got info on what happened and we got off the hook somehow. rumor has it this group had been in trouble before. We enjoyed the rest of our con without troubles.
So, when reading this blog, I was reminded of my own dark past. Now I was never as bad as some of the people on here, but I became quite the weeaboo for a while.
Back before it got taken down, there was this blogging website called Allykatzz specifically for tween girls. Everything was monitored so people couldn’t post pictures of themselves or anything.
Perfect for me.
Submit Anon: Nightmare Hetaweeb
Two years ago i studied abroad in London. I had a great time for the most part except for a weeb being my roommate. C , was obsessed with hetalia, wore an america cosplay jacket alot and was always trying to hit on british guys because she wanted “my own iggy.” Because of the study abroad program we stayed on campus. That was a nightmare. She would bother people and just annoy people.
I remember when we were in our room she was talking about how she was gonna try to find a job at a local anime store. I asked her, “Do you have the proper visa? You need a certain visa to work along with studying.” C told me she had a student visa. I explained she needed a certain type of student visa and showed her mine. Then i told her she could get in trouble with the law and have to go home. C shut up after that but tried to apply to an anime store. They told her no and sent her on her way.
During my time in london i met a guy named P. P and i began to date. C took offense to this stating that i was getting in the way of her real life usuk love. She tried to tag along with us and if i was not around would try to hit on P. P would tell her he was not interested in her. But she would persist. We told her not to hang out with us anymore because she was so embarrassing. But the thing that landed her almost in jail was P and I were in my room watching a movie when C arrived. She saw us and got so pissed. She pushed me off the bed then began to punch me screaming how i ruined her usuk dream. P tried to pull her off me and the person in the room next door came over. They went to get campus security whie P pulled C off me. When Security arrived they took her away. I think they let her contact the embassy or somthing who contacted her parents. Cause her parents sent her ass home. The last time i saw her was when C came to get her things with security present. She told me that her parents were making her return home in the states.
Though on the bright side P and I are still together. I am applying for a visa to stay as his partner/fiance. We still talk about C the weeb from hell.
Submit Anon: Apparently I’m An “Anime Man”
I am a multi-racial, gender-neutral teenager (born female). I was born in Southern Minato, Tokyo, Japan, despite being only half Japanese. I was raised in Caracas, Venezuela, which is a small, relatively isolated South American country. The majority of my homeland’s population is mixed race, and I was never questioned based on my appearance or origins.
Recently, I took a trip to the United States as part of my engineering course-work. As a self-admitted anime and manga fan, I decided to attend a local convention, having never had the option to visit a con while in Venezuela. Having cosplayed on multiple occasions before, I was more than prepared for this convention and was quite excited to attend. I used one of my old cosplays, Belial from “Angel’s Sanctuary" (a rather androgynous character to begin with).
Airplane Weebs Bash My Deaf Father/Act Like Twits
Before I begin, I must be straightforward and admit that I had a weeaboo phase in middle school: Gir (Invader ZIM) t-shirts, heavy makeup, broken Japanese, anime-obsessions, etc. However, at the age of 17, I have since grown out of this and have become a (at least in my opinion) well-adjusted young adult. I still enjoy anime and manga from time to time, but it’s more of a hobby than a lifestyle now. Also, I need to note before the story that my father is 57 and partially deaf, so he has to wear hearing aids. This will become important later. (Long story is long. I apologize in advance.)
Submit Anon: The Neko Mangaka Desu
Hi there! I’m a big fan of this blog, and have submitted before. I’d almost completely forgotten about this experience, but oh man I’m glad I remembered.
I was attending a con with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while, and all was great- our cosplays were half-assed at best, but people recognized us and we were mainly just there to catch up with each other anyway.
I ended up meeting some friends of hers, who introduced us to some other friends. That was when I met a girl we’ll call Neko.
So yesterday I was hang out with some of my friends at certain cinema. That’s when I found this this thingy on a board to stack your opinion on a korean film “11 AM”
(It’s written on Indonesian, btw)
"Merry Sora noo
I hate korean film
I don’t interested with it at all!!!
40 7 Ronin sugoi”
Submit Anon: The Accidental Turning
I have submitted here before, a tale of woe from middle school I thought I would never encounter the likes of which again. Alas, to my dismay I have found that my high school is riddled with the weebs. Little did I know, some of this was my own doing.
(Warning: I’m a shitty writer)
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