Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
Submit Anon: Hurricane Weeablitist
Note: VERY long.
Weeablitist: Weeaboo + Elitist
Elitists are often absolute asswipes. Weeaboos on the extreme side of the scale are a pain in the ass. Blend the two together and you have one of the most nightmarish combinations that an Anime Club could possibly face. My friends and I have given this series of events many names, but one that probably sticks the most of Hurricane Weeablitist.
Submit Anon: Weeaboo of Some Degree.
I am no stranger to weeaboos, myself. I have already passed over that thankfullyshort phase back when I was twelve. Since I have crossed paths with the Hellish fans on multiple occasions, I have grown to be patient and quite passive to those I meet. There is only one exception to this.
We will call the tenth-grade defendant “Neko,” since she is generally caught wearing cat ears to school. I did not know of Neko until late last year, when I saw her in the art wing wearing a bright pink wig resembling something you would purchase from a Halloween store. Assuming it was a joke, I shrugged it off, until I continually noticed her throughout the hall wearing differently coloured, but equally terrifying wigs. Unfortunately, I quickly noticed that she defined every weeaboo aspect; poor hygiene, unkempt hair, Milanoo-esque clothing and a pair of eyebrows that could put Frida Kahlo to shame. I asked a few of my friends if they have seen her at all, and not surprisingly, they have as well. Neko usually found herself being the butt end of the joke among my close friends as we have never experienced a weeaboo of such calibre at our own school. It was amusing, until she approached my friend’s sister, whom we will call Violet. Violet was a fellow anime fan, and used to occasionally wear the stray anime shirt to school. You see, this is past tense for a reason.
Neko started off with complimenting Violet here and there, and was generally no issue until Violet wore a shirt of Neko’s favourite anime. It was during class when Neko began to snap at Violet claiming, “That shirt is mine! Take it off!” Of course Violet told her no, and as she was going to turn away, Neko attempted to literallywrestle the shirt off of Violet. Violet managed to shake her off and quickly leave, and according to a few students, Neko began to tell her fellow weeaboo friends that the shirt was rightfully hers, and that Violet stole it from her.
The pro-life weeb
Now before I begin, let me just make this clear, I am staunchly pro-choice, pro-family, and pro-adoption. I respect a woman’s right to choose if she wants an abortion, adoption, or keeping a child, and will remain in this stance, due to personal experience with my family. But even so, I do respect some pro-lifers, and their reasons why they might be so. And by respect, I mean tolerate, because damn, I’ve met the good, the bad and the really ugly.
Now here’s where you’re probably asking why I’m submitting this to a weeaboo horror story blog. Well, sit down in a chair, kiddies, this is gonna get hairy.
Submit Anon: Weebs Vs Trans Group
So this is the story where two weebs completely ruined a transgender support group I went to.
I don’t know who invited them, as it is (was) a closed group and you usually have to be invited in order to be there. Anyway I’m going to give these two some aliases. Since one of them chose his name after a fictional character because he really likes the avengers, I’m going to call him venge. The other one will just go by T as they didn’t really have a set name.
Submit Anon: Chaos at Khaotic-Kon
Yo guys, whats up?
This is going to be really long because I am a whore for details.
Now this happened months ago, but i finally mustered up the courage to tell you my tale. I’m an avid cosplayer, but I rarely cosplay anime characters, mostly video game or american comic book characters. Recently I’ve been getting into Steampunk, and started cosplaying the musical robot Rabbit from the Steampunk band, Steam Powered Giraffe. And while I didn’t cosplay him at this certain con, called “Khaotic-Kon” I did use some of the props I made for his costume to wear at the con. (this is important)
Submit Anon: My Weeaboo ‘Friend’ Part 2
So firstly, this is a continuation of ‘My Weeaboo Friend’, so if you haven’t read that one, then you should because it will make more sense :)
Ok, so LL arrived back at school. I was really surprised when she just appeared there at the lockers after being gone for 5 WEEKS. I was so surprised I couldn’t even talk to her. I mean, you’d be confused and weirded-out if your friend disappeared after 5 weeks and suddenly appeared at the lockers in the middle of the day, without any notice, right? Anyway, me and my friends (Mami, and two others, one of which is a bit of a narutard/weeaboo, but a nice one :3)sat down to eat lunch, but then I didn’t see LL anywhere. Mami came over, looking angry, saying that I’d made LL cry by not talking to her. I was really shocked because I’d just seen them all walking down to lunch together, laughing and joking.. Anyway, we just went on our daily lives after that, until the next week…
My school has a period every few days that’s sorta like a free period where you can do whatever the hell you want. It’s really fun, and I usually play around on the internet. Anyway, we were in this ‘free period’ and laughing around Mami’s computer screen where she was playing a really stupid video. LL was just sitting by herself. We didn’t ask her to come over because we were already engrossed in watching the dumb video and we thought that she was doing her own thing- maybe drawing another crappy ‘animu’ girl. I forgot to mention, LL was always jealous of my drawing skills, even though I believe that I’m sorta average at drawing and stuff. (I mean, my anatomy sucks ass, man) She was worse than me though- she got loads of Chris Hart books out of the library (such as something along the lines of ‘how to draw kawaii cute chibi girls’ and drew these god-awful squished-up anime girls and wrote ‘kawaii’ and random Japanese sound effects in sloppy Hiragana.
Ok, back to the story. We were just about to leave to go to recess when Mami found a note on the table. It had a shitty ‘crying eye’ drawing on it and said under it something like”If this period’s for socialising, then why will no-one talk to me?” I was confused, but Mami was furious. She went over to LL and told her what she thought. LL burst into tears and ran away. Mami explained later that all she’d said was “I don’t like the way you treated me over the years and want sympathy’. We patted her on the back and went to lunch but then.. (Also, later, we found a note from her saying ‘Do you want me to commit suicide’ which i found really overly dramatic and insulting, because I had a friend who’s other friends have committed suicide from extreme bullying etc.)
I was called into the school counsellor’s office during Math. I was freaked out- I mean, I’d done nothing wrong! I was innocent, dammit! I told Mami, and she said that she’d been called into the office too. She was even more furious and later I heard that she’d told her parents. Mami told me that I only went because the nice ‘Acting Head’ of the school didn’t want her to be alone in all this. What a nice guy. She also explained that LL had made her cry herself to sleep every night, made her often have suicidal thoughts and would steal every single idea that she ever had.
About a week or two later, there was a con. LL had been literally begging all of my friends to go with her, but one (let’s call her Kai) didn’t want to go because she had other things on and my sort of- weeaboo one (let’s call her Naru) was going with me on the second day, as Mami refused to go both days. We didn’t see any of LL on the first day, but on the second day….
Naru was dressed in a ‘neko maid’ costume and I was Madoka Kaname. For a cosplay I made (with a lot of help from Mami’s mum of course), it turned out great and I got a lot of pictures taken. I had a lot of fun that day, until I saw LL. She was wandering around with her mum, and she was dressed as Madoka too. Her costume wasn’t bad, but it had quite a few flaws. Firstly, it looked really lumpy and flat on her, mainly because, well, she was a bit on the large side, and secondly, her wig was luminous and ugly-looking (She made it out of a wig I let her borrow and she never gave it back, the little thief!). As an added bonus, her skirt was flat and weird, and she..umm.. wasn’t exactly wearing anything under it either.. I always wear shorts or sports pants under my cosplay if I wear a skirt, but Mami and I have a running joke that LL never wears any type of pants under her skirt xD She looked like she had got her cosplay from Milanoo or something, even though she claimed to have made it herself. She and her mum came over to me, Naru and my dad and made ‘conversation’. I was really mad at her by then, so I ignored her and went to the dealer’s room again.
Ok, we’re almost done! Basically, when LL came back to school, sitting at chair opposite from me, she would boast about ‘how cool’ the con was, making me really pissed off because the costume was my idea, and I’m kinda shy and awkward talking to people, so I would never boast or HAVE MY FREAKING COSPLAY SET AS EVERY SINGLE BACKGROUND ON MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT
We were curious to know exactly what was going on here, so then we found some notes she gave to her mum. Some of the funniest ones were her mother calling Mami ‘delusional’, her saying that she was her mum’s ‘kawaii daughter’ and the constant dramatic notes such as ‘I wanna leave now’ and ‘I hate it here, everyone’s a meanie’ etc. So yeah, that’s about it for now. Hope you ‘enjoyed’ my tale.
Submit anon: Coming on Too Strong
Submitting our weaboo horror stories is a thing now, right? Well. have I got a story that’ll send chills up your spine. A while ago, back in my first semester at my junior-high school (maybe 6-7 months ago), I didn’t really know anyone, though I *did* want to start off my first year well, so I tried to get to know as many people as I could. Keep in mind that the people at my school are a bit more accepting than other schools, considering the fact that only about 600 people at max get into this school, and why hate the few people you’ve got? And I thought that the year was going pretty well, making friends, doing good in school, etc, up until October.
When it all went wrong.
Okay. To start things off, it all started with a con. I was going with my friend, lets call her Japan since she was going to cosplay as Nyotalia Japan. I was going to be Nyotalia Greece. We were avid cosplayers and put a lot of time and effort in our cosplays. Finally, after months, we were done.
Now, Japan and I were never really weebs. Maybe around 6th grade we were, but we wore out of it thankfully by 7th.
She was exactly like Nyotalia Japan personality wise, and she looked a bit like her too. I was like Nyotalia Greece, but with a bit more of a temper at times when people messed with Japan since she was so frail.
We had just arrived to the con. We were both very excited to cosplay as our favorite Hetalia (Nyotalia) characters. Only if we knew that those weebs would be coming..
Submit Anon: The horrible adventures of Tamaki (Part 2)
And so, it continued. Tamaki only got stranger from there. He then fell out of his obsession with Ouran and started to do something very strange and very creepy…
He started to call me his wife.
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Submit Anon: The horrible adventures of Tamaki (Part 1)
Now before I begin this story, I am going to say that I am still dealing with this weeaboo on an everyday basis. Unfortunately, he shows no signs of ever changing his behavior so I continue to avoid him everywhere I go. After reading these stories I feel it is about time that I share my story with you all. It`s a bit long and will have to come in parts because these are events that happened over a two year period. So with that…we`re diving in.