Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
Hetalia Panel featuring surprise guest
Hi, everyone I just want to start out by saying I did go through my weeaboo phase and then my hetalia phase. This is also a more tame story than some of the others I’ve seen and it will be long sorry.
Names have been changed.
I’ve just recently stopped cosplaying because of a lack of interest but I had been doing it for years prior to this story. We begin with a facebook group where I was one of a few homestucks among hetalians and I still liked hetalia a lot more. I was going to attend a local con with several cosplays including minotaur!tavros. I had spent several weeks constructing and perfecting digitigrade stilts to look more realistic. About a week before the con I get a message from one of my hetalia friends who is an utter weeb. She wanted me to be a surprise character in her panel to show the hetalia/homestuck war was over. I agreed.
This was a mistake.
Submit Anon: Apparently I’m An “Anime Man”
I am a multi-racial, gender-neutral teenager (born female). I was born in Southern Minato, Tokyo, Japan, despite being only half Japanese. I was raised in Caracas, Venezuela, which is a small, relatively isolated South American country. The majority of my homeland’s population is mixed race, and I was never questioned based on my appearance or origins.
Recently, I took a trip to the United States as part of my engineering course-work. As a self-admitted anime and manga fan, I decided to attend a local convention, having never had the option to visit a con while in Venezuela. Having cosplayed on multiple occasions before, I was more than prepared for this convention and was quite excited to attend. I used one of my old cosplays, Belial from “Angel’s Sanctuary" (a rather androgynous character to begin with).
Submit Anon: Weeb at Meetup
So I like to go to these local cool meetups at this meet up anime shop. I go with my friends to cosplay, talk, and just a really fun time and meet new people. I was going to be there with my two best friends R and J. R was with her other friends talking about Hetalia which I don’t care for anymore, and J was talking with people about video games. So i’m walking around in my Ciel cosplay that I had just finished and I was so proud it was the first cosplay I made all by myself. I was having a good time walking around trying to buy something till someone i’ll call Weeby came up to me.
I shouldn’t even say came up to me more like running up and throwing their arms around me and screaming “CIEEEL!!!” I should mention I was standing sideways and the character has an eye patch, so when I was standing on the side I was thrown off by Weeby and it scared me super bad. I was a little angry and said “Would you just get off me now.” In a stern voice, so Weeby backed off and she was wearing a shitty Milanoo costume of Hatsune Miku cosplay that was made of satin, and a wig that was waay too dark! Also the tank top like top made her armpits easier to smell which made me want to gag.
So I ended up walking away and finding some stuff to look at. Weeby just followed behind me like nobodies business and I was super confused because she didn’t understand that I didn’t want her near me? I started to go to my friend R who was talking with the Hetalians (which most of the group are really nice people) And of course she had to be annoying. “OH CIEL DESUUU! YOU CAME FROM IGGYLAND!!!” She practically screamed and I was just so done.
So later on the day I sat down with my friends R and J as I took off my eye patch to get a break and to see better again. Of course Weeby had to say something. “Ceil-kun put that back on!! you don’t want them to see your eye!” I couldn’t believe this kid! She thought I was the real Ciel which was creeping me out. Then it happened. My point when I broke. She came out to me with pocky and stuffed an end in mouth, I could barley think and she started to eat the other end trying to kiss me! I spit it and jumped up.
"Get the hell away from me you creep!" I said super pissed. Of course Weeby just said, "Calm done Ciel-kun! I’ll get Sebby-kun to give you yaoiz!" She smiled and I was angry. My friends started telling her off and then she finally left. Their hasn’t been a meetup yet and I hope I don’t see her at the the next.
Submit Anon: BUT YOU’RE BLACK AND SAYA IS ASIAN
I want to start off by saying that I use to be a weaboo myself. I read my first manga at the age of 10 and started to really get into anime around the age of 12. I use to have dreams about being a manga artist (basicaly drawing shitty fanart) and living in Japan and yes I use to use honorifics (-san, -chan, etc), but I only acted this way at home, but not at school because there wasn’t many people who liked anime and I usually kept things to myself (I was a shy and quiet kid). When I was in High school I calmed my tits down (I still love anime and manga to this day, but I’m more mature about it) and made some friends who also liked anime and manga. Things were pretty good! The story I’m about to tell you is in college. It’s probably not as extreme as some of the other weeaboo stories, but I felt that this is still weeaboo material. I apologize because this story is long.
Submit Anon: Hurricane Weeablitist
Note: VERY long.
Weeablitist: Weeaboo + Elitist
Elitists are often absolute asswipes. Weeaboos on the extreme side of the scale are a pain in the ass. Blend the two together and you have one of the most nightmarish combinations that an Anime Club could possibly face. My friends and I have given this series of events many names, but one that probably sticks the most of Hurricane Weeablitist.
Submit Anon: Weeaboo of Some Degree.
I am no stranger to weeaboos, myself. I have already passed over that thankfullyshort phase back when I was twelve. Since I have crossed paths with the Hellish fans on multiple occasions, I have grown to be patient and quite passive to those I meet. There is only one exception to this.
We will call the tenth-grade defendant “Neko,” since she is generally caught wearing cat ears to school. I did not know of Neko until late last year, when I saw her in the art wing wearing a bright pink wig resembling something you would purchase from a Halloween store. Assuming it was a joke, I shrugged it off, until I continually noticed her throughout the hall wearing differently coloured, but equally terrifying wigs. Unfortunately, I quickly noticed that she defined every weeaboo aspect; poor hygiene, unkempt hair, Milanoo-esque clothing and a pair of eyebrows that could put Frida Kahlo to shame. I asked a few of my friends if they have seen her at all, and not surprisingly, they have as well. Neko usually found herself being the butt end of the joke among my close friends as we have never experienced a weeaboo of such calibre at our own school. It was amusing, until she approached my friend’s sister, whom we will call Violet. Violet was a fellow anime fan, and used to occasionally wear the stray anime shirt to school. You see, this is past tense for a reason.
Neko started off with complimenting Violet here and there, and was generally no issue until Violet wore a shirt of Neko’s favourite anime. It was during class when Neko began to snap at Violet claiming, “That shirt is mine! Take it off!” Of course Violet told her no, and as she was going to turn away, Neko attempted to literallywrestle the shirt off of Violet. Violet managed to shake her off and quickly leave, and according to a few students, Neko began to tell her fellow weeaboo friends that the shirt was rightfully hers, and that Violet stole it from her.
The pro-life weeb
Now before I begin, let me just make this clear, I am staunchly pro-choice, pro-family, and pro-adoption. I respect a woman’s right to choose if she wants an abortion, adoption, or keeping a child, and will remain in this stance, due to personal experience with my family. But even so, I do respect some pro-lifers, and their reasons why they might be so. And by respect, I mean tolerate, because damn, I’ve met the good, the bad and the really ugly.
Now here’s where you’re probably asking why I’m submitting this to a weeaboo horror story blog. Well, sit down in a chair, kiddies, this is gonna get hairy.
Submit Anon: Weebs Vs Trans Group
So this is the story where two weebs completely ruined a transgender support group I went to.
I don’t know who invited them, as it is (was) a closed group and you usually have to be invited in order to be there. Anyway I’m going to give these two some aliases. Since one of them chose his name after a fictional character because he really likes the avengers, I’m going to call him venge. The other one will just go by T as they didn’t really have a set name.
Submit Anon: Chaos at Khaotic-Kon
Yo guys, whats up?
This is going to be really long because I am a whore for details.
Now this happened months ago, but i finally mustered up the courage to tell you my tale. I’m an avid cosplayer, but I rarely cosplay anime characters, mostly video game or american comic book characters. Recently I’ve been getting into Steampunk, and started cosplaying the musical robot Rabbit from the Steampunk band, Steam Powered Giraffe. And while I didn’t cosplay him at this certain con, called “Khaotic-Kon” I did use some of the props I made for his costume to wear at the con. (this is important)
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Submit Anon: My Weeaboo ‘Friend’ Part 2
So firstly, this is a continuation of ‘My Weeaboo Friend’, so if you haven’t read that one, then you should because it will make more sense :)
Ok, so LL arrived back at school. I was really surprised when she just appeared there at the lockers after being gone for 5 WEEKS. I was so surprised I couldn’t even talk to her. I mean, you’d be confused and weirded-out if your friend disappeared after 5 weeks and suddenly appeared at the lockers in the middle of the day, without any notice, right? Anyway, me and my friends (Mami, and two others, one of which is a bit of a narutard/weeaboo, but a nice one :3)sat down to eat lunch, but then I didn’t see LL anywhere. Mami came over, looking angry, saying that I’d made LL cry by not talking to her. I was really shocked because I’d just seen them all walking down to lunch together, laughing and joking.. Anyway, we just went on our daily lives after that, until the next week…
My school has a period every few days that’s sorta like a free period where you can do whatever the hell you want. It’s really fun, and I usually play around on the internet. Anyway, we were in this ‘free period’ and laughing around Mami’s computer screen where she was playing a really stupid video. LL was just sitting by herself. We didn’t ask her to come over because we were already engrossed in watching the dumb video and we thought that she was doing her own thing- maybe drawing another crappy ‘animu’ girl. I forgot to mention, LL was always jealous of my drawing skills, even though I believe that I’m sorta average at drawing and stuff. (I mean, my anatomy sucks ass, man) She was worse than me though- she got loads of Chris Hart books out of the library (such as something along the lines of ‘how to draw kawaii cute chibi girls’ and drew these god-awful squished-up anime girls and wrote ‘kawaii’ and random Japanese sound effects in sloppy Hiragana.
Ok, back to the story. We were just about to leave to go to recess when Mami found a note on the table. It had a shitty ‘crying eye’ drawing on it and said under it something like”If this period’s for socialising, then why will no-one talk to me?” I was confused, but Mami was furious. She went over to LL and told her what she thought. LL burst into tears and ran away. Mami explained later that all she’d said was “I don’t like the way you treated me over the years and want sympathy’. We patted her on the back and went to lunch but then.. (Also, later, we found a note from her saying ‘Do you want me to commit suicide’ which i found really overly dramatic and insulting, because I had a friend who’s other friends have committed suicide from extreme bullying etc.)
I was called into the school counsellor’s office during Math. I was freaked out- I mean, I’d done nothing wrong! I was innocent, dammit! I told Mami, and she said that she’d been called into the office too. She was even more furious and later I heard that she’d told her parents. Mami told me that I only went because the nice ‘Acting Head’ of the school didn’t want her to be alone in all this. What a nice guy. She also explained that LL had made her cry herself to sleep every night, made her often have suicidal thoughts and would steal every single idea that she ever had.
About a week or two later, there was a con. LL had been literally begging all of my friends to go with her, but one (let’s call her Kai) didn’t want to go because she had other things on and my sort of- weeaboo one (let’s call her Naru) was going with me on the second day, as Mami refused to go both days. We didn’t see any of LL on the first day, but on the second day….
Naru was dressed in a ‘neko maid’ costume and I was Madoka Kaname. For a cosplay I made (with a lot of help from Mami’s mum of course), it turned out great and I got a lot of pictures taken. I had a lot of fun that day, until I saw LL. She was wandering around with her mum, and she was dressed as Madoka too. Her costume wasn’t bad, but it had quite a few flaws. Firstly, it looked really lumpy and flat on her, mainly because, well, she was a bit on the large side, and secondly, her wig was luminous and ugly-looking (She made it out of a wig I let her borrow and she never gave it back, the little thief!). As an added bonus, her skirt was flat and weird, and she..umm.. wasn’t exactly wearing anything under it either.. I always wear shorts or sports pants under my cosplay if I wear a skirt, but Mami and I have a running joke that LL never wears any type of pants under her skirt xD She looked like she had got her cosplay from Milanoo or something, even though she claimed to have made it herself. She and her mum came over to me, Naru and my dad and made ‘conversation’. I was really mad at her by then, so I ignored her and went to the dealer’s room again.
Ok, we’re almost done! Basically, when LL came back to school, sitting at chair opposite from me, she would boast about ‘how cool’ the con was, making me really pissed off because the costume was my idea, and I’m kinda shy and awkward talking to people, so I would never boast or HAVE MY FREAKING COSPLAY SET AS EVERY SINGLE BACKGROUND ON MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT
We were curious to know exactly what was going on here, so then we found some notes she gave to her mum. Some of the funniest ones were her mother calling Mami ‘delusional’, her saying that she was her mum’s ‘kawaii daughter’ and the constant dramatic notes such as ‘I wanna leave now’ and ‘I hate it here, everyone’s a meanie’ etc. So yeah, that’s about it for now. Hope you ‘enjoyed’ my tale.