Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
This story is a little over a year old, but it’s become one of my favorite, personal internet tales to tell.
One day, while I was browsing through Deviant Art, I saw this picture that looked like a badly traced Naruto video game cover. Out of curiosity, I clicked on it, and saw that the author described the image as being drawn in a “manga style instead of an anime style”. Now that by itself is hilarious, but I was wondering if this was only the tip of the iceberg. So I went to her gallery and came across a picture of Byakuya from Bleach. The image was obviously traced from a recent spread from the manga itself, and I even overlayed her image over the actual spread just to make sure. The images matched up perfectly, save for the text bubbles which honestly don’t matter. This pissed me off to no end, and I called her out on this in the comments section of the Byakuya picture. She quickly responded by telling me that it wasn’t traced and that she had done the whole thing free-handed. Now tracing to get the feel for a particular art style or pose, I can understand. However, copying a picture, giving the actual artist no credit, and then claiming you drew it yourself is just bullcrap.
This girl, who at the time went by Susuzmiya-Ruushii and, I shit you not, claimed to live in the “Naruto World”, had not only traced that picture of Byakuya. She had traced a bunch of pictures from various manga and was getting a lot of praise for doing so from people who were apparently too dumb to tell that she was copying that week’s manga spread. So since I had a lot of time on my hands, and since I’m a horrible human being, I decided to call her out on a larger scale and made the youtube video linked above, detailing why she couldn’t have drawn those pictures of hers free-handed while tearing the lid off of her bullcrap and exposing it to others outside of her idiot fanbase. Shortly after making the video, I got a passive-aggressive message from Susuzmiya-McWeeaboo herself, saying that she reported my youtube video for having…
Of all things, her face.
Well, I could understand why youtube wouldn’t want a weeaboo’s face shown in a video, so I took her face out and reuploaded the video and there wasn’t a damn thing she was able to do about it after that.
A day later I decided to check up on Susuzmiya-LeWapanese to see if she had any more hilarious reactions to the video. Upon going onto her Deviant art, I noticed she had deleted everything I had called her out on tracing, put up a few whiny journal entries, one of which had a picture of a sad Naruto sitting on a swing, claimed she had drawn her pictures using “the grid method” of copying (which clashes with her previous claim of having drawn her pictures freehand and is still copying another artist’s work), and BLAMED AND SENT HER FANS AFTER THE WRONG PERSON. I had told her what drawing I had commented on and even showed the reply she had made to my comment, and she still sent her fans after the wrong, freakin’ person.
Susuzmiya-Ruushii has since changed her Deviantart name twice, and uploaded work, that while still is not that great, is at least her own. At least she learned.
This is one of my friends on facebook :I He’s being serious.
Submit Anon: Creepy Hetalia Yaoi fans and molested guys
(sorry for my bad english, I’m not a native speaker)
Last month I went to America with my parents to visit some old friends.
They have a 21 year old son let’s call him J. J is a really nice guy and he shares the interest for Anime with me.
One day we decided to go to his favourite anime shop…. Bad Idea…
Submit Anon: “but assassin’s creed is SO badass!”
hello there! i’d just like to share a pretty embarrassing experience that i had at school today! please be patient; i’m not a very good writer or storyteller!
i’m a sophomore in high school (i’ll call myself claudia, a character from assassin’s creed), and as it’s nearing the end of the school year, my theatre class has been becoming very stressful for me. with my social anxiety and my depression, my counselor acknowledged the increasing bullying and stress and allowed me to take a break from that class today.
i knew that the anime crowd always hung out in the cafeteria during that period, and i’m friends with a few of them, so i decided to head there. the usual people were there, talking as they normally would.
one boy, whose name i can’t quite remember (so i’ll call him assassin) was wearing a hoodie that looked just like ezio auditore’s coat! assassin’s creed is one of my absolute favorite franchises, so naturally i scurried straight over to him to ask him about it. he was happy to allow me to wear it. i couldn’t help it, who doesn’t want to look like a super cool assassin?
Submit Anon: Yaoi weebs in real life… unfortunately
First off, I witnessed this happen, it didn’t effect me directly because I am a girl. As the title suggests this is about yaoi obsessed weebs.
So, I go swing dancing fairly often. It’s an open environment where people can dance with whomever they like, male or female. It’s open and accepting… but maybe too accepting.
In the building there are large open windows that show the dancers, and an open double door because it’s constantly crowded and therefore heats up because of body heat. So one evening everyone was having a good time, two guys were dancing together because one wanted to learn a new move and the best way was to dance as a follow to someone who knew this move. So they were dancing, having fun, laughing when one of them messed up. But along comes these weebs. And I mean weebs.
One was sporting twin pigtails and a Hatsune Miku shirt with a short tutu to cover her rather thick thighs. And the other was your traditional hetalia weeb. Both had greasy hair and were sort of overweight with acne. (Don’t get me wrong, chubby girls can be some of the most gorgeous people, but not these two.)
And so they peer in and guess what they see? These two guys dancing together. The song was slow so I can only assume what they thought. I was sitting out near the door when suddenly I hear one of them scream:
“OMG REAL LIFE YAOIS!! KAWAII!!!”
the other thankfully was much more quiet.
“It would be so kawaii ne if they kissed!”
“I wonder which one is uke?”
They squeeled for another few minutes until the sing ended and the two guys bro hugged, then the ponytails one yelled:
“OMG THEY’RE GONNA KISS.”
Of course this puts the two guys off, they stumble away from each other and avoided each other for the rest of the night. I felt super bad for them.
I wish I had stopped the weebs…
Now weebs don’t have to deal with an over-priced satin rat wig or getting messy colors on their skin~ It’s so unkawaii when their fingertips make their cosplays look like baka Homestuck killers! A fair price for high quality nanairo desu hair. Just be careful when anata is being a sekushi gravure idol in the onsen because it washes out easily. Buy it now, it’s so sugoi nya!!!!!111!1!!! \(>w<)/
(Jeez that was painful… but yeah, I just saw a commercial for this and had to make it my first post. A lot of reviews say it’s alright, just buy it from the official website since 3rd-party shopping sites might beef up the price.
Might post my confession of me being an ex-weeaboo later since I can’t think of any time I was harassed by a weeb myself… Also, I don’t have a Tumblr at the moment… But I’m considering getting one in the near future~)
Weeaboo Art Thief
Just like a majority of anime fans i myself have been through a weeaboo phase. Although that was pretty early back in grade 4 or 5.
Yeah i started pretty early because my cousins liked to watch anime. I’m sorry if this story is really long, i’m just really wordy.
ANYWAYS, I had joined an art school and studied there for 3 or 4 years. My manga-styled art had always been displayed during the yearly exhibitions or in the brochures. By the fourth year i was there, a new girl joined my class. Let’s call her E. With one glance you can tell she was a total weeb because she came in with a naruto headband and lolita fashion. Apparently she had requested to join my class because she was interested about my art in the brochure. Once she found out who i was, she freaking glomped me and started squealing, saying: “Your art is so kawaii and sugoi nyaa”. Kind of flattered i just nodded my head and continued to draw, with her watching over my shoulder.
Submit Anon: Yuri Sex Slave
Warning: I’m bad at writing.
This weeb story is pretty tame compared to many I’ve read on this site, but I shared this with a friend and she deemed it worthy of posting.
This takes place in middle school (the weeb breeding ground) I was just getting out of my own weeb faze, still drawing anime but nothing too awful and was actually making friends (before I only had maybe 2 people who would talk to me) and everything was going fine.
A new girl had transferred and I felt really bad for her because I never saw her talking with anyone, knowing how it feels to not really have anyone to talk to I invited her to sit at my lunch table. I would even switch seats in my classes to sit by her when I saw we had some together.
Worst. Mistake. Ever.
I used to go to school with this girl, and my parents used to know her parents and they were friends. Personality wise, she was alright, however we didn’t talk much. I also shared an interest in anime back then, however I avoided her because firstly, I was incredibly shy, and secondly I found her slightly annoying.
She frequently squealed about anime and manga and things being “kawaii nekos”. Speaking broken Japanese (like the cap) was common, and on many occasions I’ve seen her “glomp” people in the hallway. In a way, she scared me because I was afraid she would’ve been one of those IN YOUR FACE weebs, and as a result, I kept interaction with her to a minimum (much to my parents confusion and displeasure.)
My parents mentioned her again, asking why I didn’t like her years ago after meeting her parents recently. I finally told them that she scared me and even though she was half Japanese, she didn’t need to throw her (pop) culture at everyone. Hearing this, my parents were confused… but I’ll continue on this later. They told me to give her another chance, and that she may have grown up. I decided to see if I could find her facebook, and maybe start anew.
After lurking through a couple of her pictures and posts, it was evident she has not changed whatsoever from years ago. Most of her pictures include her making a pouty anime kissy face, or her in cat ears, and her posts include broken Japanese and things about yaoi being “sewwwww kawaii X3”. Showing these to my parents as proof of what I’ve said, they’ve finally let me off the hook for not talking to this girl. However, they said that they are going to bring this up to her parents if they see them again, which will be interesting.
Regarding the confusion from earlier, I’d also like to say she is NOT Japanese. As far as my parents are concerned, her entire family is full Chinese which includes a very Chinese real last name, fluent Chinese skills, and Chinese grandparents. However, I think she uses the “I’m half Japanese” thing in an attempt to get away with using broken Japanese and acting “kawaii desu”.
Submit Anon: Weeaboo at church
I know how it isn’t good to judge people at church, but here we go.
So, one Sunday at church, we were making time capsules to open when we were in high school or in the future. So we had to
draw and write and stuff. Immediately I drew my drawings based off anime, since I’m an anime fan. (NOT A WEEABOO) as I finished drawing, a loud, nasty breathed girl looked over my shoulder,who, in terms of privacy, we will call R. R had greasy hair, acne all over, but was not a hambeast. Right when I finished, she screamed in a high pitched anime wannabe voice,” OMG, YOUR ITALY DRAWING IS SO KAWAII SUGOI DESU NEH!1!!1” Even though I hated Hetalia, and was not drawing Italy whatsoever, I thanked her, beacuse I really don’t like being rude. Then I asked her if she likes anime too.
Worst. Decision. Ever.
R started singing loudly a song from Hetalia in Japanese. Next she started calling me Little Russia. First of all, I’m mixed, and I probably look nothing like Russia. Second, I’m a girl, and mabey
a little short, but not chibi, like she thought I was. Let me tell you, the Japanese sucked. It didn’t even sound like Japanese. Now she was trying to talk in a fake Japanese accent, telling me to quote on quote “drop and give her vodka” I laughed it off, not really laughing. Then she told me how much of a “Little Russia I am” . Now I was getting tired of this. I told her how I didn’t like Hetalia, and if she knew any other animes. She proceeded to blabber on about scenes from Hetalia . We had some free time after our bible verse since we were just waiting for our parents. I wanted to draw. I went to the dry erase board when R ran up and hugged me telling me how kawaii desu ne I was as a Little Russia. I tried to get away, it was hopless. I was stuck with weeaboo girl. I finnaly got out of grip, and drew. I drew a drawing of Cardcaptor Sakura. Pretty accurate.R yelled “HOW SUGOI IS THAT DRWING OF YOUR NARUTO CHARACTER!!1! IS THAT YOUR OC!!1!1” I told her no, I hate Naruto. And I don’t make OC’s. She gave me a death stare, told me that I needed some manga, and erased my drawing. Not to be a braggart, but I draw anime pretty well. She replaced my drawing with a crappy animu drawing of her hetalia OC, Antarctica. I told her how there really can’t be an Antarctica since its part of America, and America is a character. I also told her I hate Hetalia and that there are other animes besides it. She gave me yet another death stare and pushed me down. Nobody saw her do it. This really pissed me off. I got up, controlled myself, and thankfully, it was time to go, because my mom picked me up.
Thats my story. Who knows what will happen next Sunday. Please save me from this obsessive weeaboo…
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