Submit Anon: Weeaboo at church

I know how it isn’t good to judge people at church, but here we go.

So, one Sunday at church, we were making time capsules to open when we were in high school or in the future. So we had to
draw and write and stuff. Immediately I drew my drawings based off anime, since I’m an anime fan. (NOT A WEEABOO) as I finished drawing, a loud, nasty breathed girl looked over my shoulder,who, in terms of privacy, we will call R. R had greasy hair, acne all over, but was not a hambeast. Right when I finished, she screamed in a high pitched anime wannabe voice,” OMG, YOUR ITALY DRAWING IS SO KAWAII SUGOI DESU NEH!1!!1” Even though I hated Hetalia, and was not drawing Italy whatsoever, I thanked her, beacuse I really don’t like being rude. Then I asked her if she likes anime too.

Worst. Decision. Ever.

R started singing loudly a song from Hetalia in Japanese. Next she started calling me Little Russia. First of all, I’m mixed, and I probably look nothing like Russia. Second, I’m a girl, and mabey
a little short, but not chibi, like she thought I was. Let me tell you, the Japanese sucked. It didn’t even sound like Japanese. Now she was trying to talk in a fake Japanese accent, telling me to quote on quote “drop and give her vodka” I laughed it off, not really laughing. Then she told me how much of a “Little Russia I am” . Now I was getting tired of this. I told her how I didn’t like Hetalia, and if she knew any other animes. She proceeded to blabber on about scenes from Hetalia . We had some free time after our bible verse since we were just waiting for our parents. I wanted to draw. I went to the dry erase board when R ran up and hugged me telling me how kawaii desu ne I was as a Little Russia. I tried to get away, it was hopless. I was stuck with weeaboo girl. I finnaly got out of grip, and drew. I drew a drawing of Cardcaptor Sakura. Pretty accurate.R yelled “HOW SUGOI IS THAT DRWING OF YOUR NARUTO CHARACTER!!1! IS THAT YOUR OC!!1!1” I told her no, I hate Naruto. And I don’t make OC’s. She gave me a death stare, told me that I needed some manga, and erased my drawing. Not to be a braggart, but I draw anime pretty well. She replaced my drawing with a crappy animu drawing of her hetalia OC, Antarctica. I told her how there really can’t be an Antarctica since its part of America, and America is a character. I also told her I hate Hetalia and that there are other animes besides it. She gave me yet another death stare and pushed me down. Nobody saw her do it. This really pissed me off. I got up, controlled myself, and thankfully, it was time to go, because my mom picked me up.

Thats my story. Who knows what will happen next Sunday. Please save me from this obsessive weeaboo…

Submit: Anon Creepy JPOP weeaboo pedophile

Okay, here’s the deal. I joined the Johnny’s Entertainment (JE) fandom when I was in 7th grade, which is about a year ago. I had been through a pretty big weeb phase before (i wore cat ears ALL THE FUCKING TIME, said stuff was kawaii all the time, had horrible art, and called every boy i had a crush on “oniichan”. it was pretty bad.) and I was just sorta moving out of it when I discovered JE. This isn’t a CRAAAZY weeaboo story, but it’s pretty bad. Brace yourself.

Now, if you don’t know what JE is, it’s basically a talent agency founded by a dude named Johnny Kitagawa who basically does all of the recruiting of teenage boys and making them into JPOP stars. I thought these bands were the most amazing thing ever, quite literally. So shortly after I joined the fandom I met a few people who were super nice and sweet and we liked to roleplay as well. As I branched out a bit more, I met this one girl. Let’s call her Red. I will be Kiwi.

Red owns a Facebook fanpage for Marius Yo from the super-popular JE group Sexy Zone. Marius was twelve and my ‘’ichiban’’ or favorite member at the time, and he was Red’s ichiban as well. Red and I made friends quite quickly. However, soon after, I learned this.

Red was eighteen at the time. I was twelve.

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I’m thankful for my vision/ stop preying on my bloodline

     Let’s start this off with a common confession: yes, I was a big-ass weeaboo. I still watch a little anime and read a little manga here and there, but I’ve mostly moved on and started to focus on an education. But this story is one I will never forget as long as I live. It might not be as eventful as other, but hey, it’s worth a shot.

     So when I was in 8th grade, I was OBSESSED with anime. I yearned to be Japanese, tried to be kawaii and all that shit. MY group of friends were weebs as well, and we were all pretty infatuated with the images of Naruto, KH, Hetalia, and Death Note. But one thing we absolutely loved was vocaloid. We could NOT get over Hatsune Miku and their charming, chipmunk-y voices. Heck, I still like listening to some of their songs. But no one was as obsessed as the hambeast loner, who I will call Poor-chan.

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Submit Anon: Freshman Molesting Weebs

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Submit Anon: SasoDei

A few years ago, when I was about 15, there was a girl who had a crush on me. I’m a girl as well, but during that time, I was still trying to figure out my “identity” (I’m bi-curious). It was a normal thing, since (not trying to brag, but it’s true) many people, boys and girls alike, had taken a liking to me.

The girl, who I will call A, wasn’t the most appealing person. She was a hambeast for her age (she was younger than me by a year or so). She was my seatmate in class.

A didn’t like anime until I remarked (directed to another person) that I’m very interested in anime and watched it when I had time. A then asked what was anime and I answered, because I didn’t have the heart to be mean, even though she was infamous in class for her creepy and weird ways.

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Submit Anon: Weeaboos Hitting Children with Shopping Carts

So a year or so ago, me and my friends went to quite a number of cosplay meetups. There was a local cosplay group in our area, and they were all friendly people, so we were always happy to go to the meetups. Anyway, the cosplay group was planning a small spring gathering at the park, so I was pretty excited to go, since I just finished putting together a closet cosplay that actually turned out rather nice (I got some great photo opportunities too!). Unfortunately, my close friends were out of town that week, so I had to go to the meetup without them. I had other friends at the cosplay meetup, so everything was fine. For a while, everything was pretty fun. We had food, games, music, and basically had a pretty damn good time.

That is, until a 20+ years old weeaboo slammed into a child with a shopping cart.

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Anon: Found this on youtube. It looks like it belongs here.