Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
Submit Anon: Face to Face with Deviantart Weeb
This is the story of H, and me, the writer, who sucks at summaries.
Submit Anon: Hinamizawa Syndrome
I’ve decided to finally take the plunge and submit this story.
Charity- Weeb’s crush
Toby- Weeb’s (sort of) rival
I first met C in middle school through joining his group by talking about Pokemon. He always sat on the benches reading the Sonic comics and messing about with his Yu-gi-oh cards. The few times that I did speak to him, he was undeservedly mean to me. And back then I was a tiny crybaby, I always assumed he loathed me.
Fast forward to my freshman year in High School. I had toughened up, grown a foot taller and developed more. I had arrived first at the appointed meeting spot, and C was the second to arrive. I was instantly horrified.
He barely grew taller from his gangly stick form. with the exception of his belly. His dandruff had increased tenfold and so did the grease on his hair. He was splotchy red with acne and had a distinct sour smell about him. He was squinting his eyes (to look asian, I think…) despite it still being pitch black outside.
And the first thing he says to me?
Submit Anon: Weebs Abduct a Little Sis
So, I have a friend, let’s call her A, who has a sister, lets call her L. Anyways, L had recently turned 13 and A decided that it would be a good idea to bring her along to a con that A and I were planning on attending. So that day, we all went as Vocaloids. A went as Meiko, I went as Luka, and L went as Miku. Now, keep in mind, L was 13 but looked more like at 11 year old, which makes what happened to her all the more crazy. We were just standing around, minding our own business, having a good time and taking pictures together when, across the room, we see two Rin and Len cosplayers, who were about 14 or 15-ish. The Len was just standing there texting on their phone or whatever it was they were doing, and the Rin was looking at us, glaring. We shrugged it off and continued to walk around, and finally, we saw that Rin cosplayer and the Len again. Now, I’m just going to call the Rin Weeaboo-sama, and the Len shall be called Weeb-kun. Okay, so, as we were wondering why Weeaboo-sama was glaring at us, Weeaboo-sama and Weeb-kun decided to come over to us for some unknown reason. Weeaboo-sama looked straight at L and said “If it isn’t the princess…” in an icy tone, and she was shoved aside by Weeb-kun, who started grabbing at L.”Kawaii desu princess-chan!” Weeb-kun screeched and jumped up and down, and then proceeded to glomp L, successfully knocking her to the ground. L is painfully shy, and so she just laid there on the ground, with wide eyes. At this point, A was pissed, and began yelling at Weeb-kun for attacking her sister, to which Weeaboo-sama replied “She deserved it.”. A, L, and I just continued walking and tried to forget, but L was obviously traumatized. Eventually, we somehow met up with a group of Hetalia cosplayers and we all started talking, but we weren’t prepared for what would happen next. Out of nowhere, Weeaboo-sama and Weeb-kun appeared and both of them grabbed one of L’s arms and began to drag her away. A and I chased after them, until we eventually found them, and Weeaboo-sama had L against a wall and Weeb-kun was pretty much tugging at L’s wig for who knows what reason. A ended up grabbing Weeaboo-sama and pulling Weeb-kun away from L and yelling at them both, while L, who was still in shock, managed to run behind me and was pretty much clinging to me in fear. According to Weeaboo-sama, L was ‘simply too kawaii to resist’ and Weeaboo-sama and Weeb-kun wanted L as their own. As soon as they said that, A started screaming at them even more, and had one of the Hetalia cosplayers that we had met earlier not have gotten there and seen what was going on, A would probably have beat up both of them. We ended up leaving the con after that, and L is still pretty traumatized, and won’t go to cons again. All thanks to two horrible weeaboos, and their strange obsession with 13-year-old L.
Submit Anon: Weeb’s Comic
Over the summer a friend of mine, C, worked a table at artist’s alley in a small, local con. I was attending the same con so I would periodically stop by her table to see how she was doing. There I witnessed one of the most painfully awkward, absolutely hilarious moments I’ve ever seen.
Submit Anon: Harassed by Weeb Brought to Con
T, M, H, J, A= friends
D, Z=M’s family members
N= The weaboo
TRIGGER WARNING: RACISM AND LGBTQ BIGOTRY
Submit Anon: Ouran High/Doctor Who Weeb
I had a weeb occurrence recently.
My (now ex) girlfriend had taken me to a small-ish, local con a few weeks back. We brought along two friends who were dating, and a last-minute tag-a-long. My friends went as the 10th doctor and Rose, so we’ll call them by their character’s names. The tag-a-long didn’t want to pull a closet cosplay, so she wore a Doctor Who tee, fez and rubber bracelet. We’ll call her Fannie.
As for my girlfriend and I, we went as Mori and Honey from Ouran High School Host Club, mainly because we were bored of our normal cosplays.Doctor and Rose had lent us their Ouran uniforms for our cosplays. If you don’t know the show, Honey is an adorable senior boy, but look likes a shota. I’m his height (4’11) have brown eyes already, so all I had to do was buy a wig. My girlfriend is 5’10”, so she fit the role of tall Mori and also only had to buy a wig. I then borrowed a pink bunny plush from my little sister to fill in for the one Honey carries around.
Submit Anon: Weeaboo horror
TW: Sexual assault, attempted rape, battery
tl;dr: I get groped by a weeaboo and later kidnapped,injured and almost raped.
Ok, so when I first go into anime I was a little bit of a weeaboo. Not too much though, nothing past the point of getting excited when somebody mentioned anime (I knew how to take a hint). When I met my first weeaboo I was 17 (I’m 21 now) and was going to my very first convention with my friends [L] and [A]. L and A weren’t weeaboos but they enjoyed anime and cosplaying and were both veteran con-goers. Since it was my first year at any type of con, they figured it would be fun to cosplay as characters from my favorite anime at the time, Fairy Tail. (L was Erza, A was Gray, and I was Lucy)
So the con rolls around and naturally were excited and what-not, I have general anxiety disorder so being around so many people makes me quiet a bit nervous. In preparation for that, I had gotten back on my meds and made sure to take them before we left. Well the medication I take makes me a bit nauseous and kind of dilutes my better judgement, looking back I wish I had just dealt with the anxiety instead of what was to come.
Living with a Weeaboo.
So it took me a lot of time and thinking to make sure I wanted to write and submit this story, as it has always seemed like a dark memory burned into the back of my skull. I have finally decided I should spread my word of weeaboo’s.
So a little bit about myself, I am a all around “nerd”. I have a large and almost countless video game collection, a room full of star wars figures and comic box’s, more anime and manga then I know what to do with, and pop culture and movie toy and posters all over my place. On the outside it’s really hard to tell that I am into anything of the sort as I don’t show it, unless asked.
Submit Anon: “SENCHOU IS MINE!”
THIS IS REALLY LONG AND CONFUSING, SORRY! THERE’S A LOT OF IRRELEVANT INFORMATION AND SUCH!
I’d like to start off by saying that this is not me typing, this is actually my older brother who always takes time out of his schedule to do this for me. The reason he does things for me is because I cannot see. I am blind, but haven’t always been. I became blind after a basketball match when our point guard was going to be crushed by a moronic slam-dunker and I blocked the shot, losing my vision there and then. This occurred five years ago.
The event I am submitting happened several years ago at school. Before I was blinded, I was pretty. People always told me that, and I kept fit by playing a lot of sport as well. I was smart, and life was fantastic for me. I had friends and everything! I also loved to watch anime and read manga, specifically shounen ones (Fullmetal Alchemist and Death Note were my favourites). I didn’t waste all of my time doing that of course, because I wasn’t a weeaboo.
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