Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!
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MadThad 2.0 in the making, folks
Submit Anon: Classmate Weeb
There was a weeb that i remember from 10th-12th grade. She will be known T. T was new and I took her under my wing as i knew what it was like to be the new kid. From the get go she was a weeaboo. She loved Naruto and was obessed with it, was rather large and very strong. I did like Naruto not as much as i did when i was in middle school. But i still hung out with her because i felt bad for her. She lived down the street from me so she would come over to hang out.
Submit Anon: You look just like my OC girlfriend!
I have been into anime since I was 10 (I’m 18 now) and while I did have a weeaboo phase, it was very mild and ended when I was 13.
July through September is convention season in this part of Europe, and aside from one or two winter conventions, all of the year’s anime events are held in this 4-month period of time. With so many cons packed so closely together, anybody planning on attending all 9 of them has a very stressful time trying to prepare (read: me).
Creepy Weeb from OKCupid can’t take no for an answer
So, this story starts on OKCupid, the breeding ground for inappropriate, creepy men, and how I met the creepiest, most inappropriate one of the bunch. Oh, and of course he is a weeaboo.
He messaged me with “Hi :)” and I checked out his profile. His pictures were of him in Assassin’s Creed and Ash Ketchum cosplay and he said some pretty weird ass shit on his page like “i will always be there for my friends no mather what, after all…i made a promise to her that i would…” and about he is the “nicest person you will ever meet”, how he is a Pokemon master, etc etc. I thought it was weird but whatever, I’d try to talk to him.
On my profile I have it set to “Looking for: Friendship, Short Term Dating, and Casual Sex”, but he only seemed to be interested in a friendship with me, thank God. We talked for a while about anime and cosplay and stuff and he was actually pretty pleasant and normal, so we added each other on Facebook. He was normal at first but then things got weird.
Submit Anon: Basket full of weebs
I’ve got a few somewhat short stories to share with you (the way these are spaced out is going to make this long…I apologize) all about my encounters with the obsessed anime fans and sort of weeby kids when I was in highschool (stories range from 4 to 8 years ago).
How I Met a Weeaboo
It was a few weeks ago when I happened upon the r/weeabootales, which led me to here, and I immediately became hooked. I’ve had a few choice encounters of my own and decided to share one today.
VP: Vice President of Anime Club P: President of Anime Club
A: Girl of my Brief Affections
My Parents figured that the best hobby for a bored midwestern 12 year old would be to learn a new language. I still down know why they picked Japanese (they’re both ethnically Indian), but by the time I was 16 I was marginally fluent in it. The twist here is that I barely associate myself with Japanese culture, none of my (primarily Indian) friends did either, and the only anime I had watched with any seriousness was Dragon Ball Z (didn’t even know what Hetalia was until I started reading r/weeabootales).
Submit Anon: “My profile picture is an actual photo of me”
Back in about 2005-2007, I met a girl, who we will refer to as T, on a website called Chatango. She lived in the same city as me. She was sweet and cool at first(this lasted for about a week), but then progressively started becoming stranger and more delusional.
This string of creepy events started out with her claiming that her profile picture, which was of an impossibly busty anime girl with purple hair and wearing a skimpy, undersized bikini, was “actually a real-life photo of [her]”. I probably should have just blocked her by then, but I played along and just said “Oh, OK then”. After a couple more weeks, she picked up the habit of referring to me as “friend”, “best friend”, “bested friend”, and eventually “sexy neko girl” casually. Even more of a sign that I should have ended contact with her, but I still didn’t.
I’ll call the weeb in this story Saki, since that’s what she eventually insisted we call her. This is long, and kinda weird so…
This happened several years ago, when my friends and I were in 9th grade. My group of 6 friends and I had all gone through our weeb phase together a few years before, and now were pretty tame. Still in to anime and manga, but we knew where to draw the line.
So in my first day of 9th grade, I noticed there was a new girl in class. My school was really ‘cliquey’ and none of my other friends were in that class, so I befriended her hoping she was nice. She noticed that my binder had a few cut outs from sailor moon and card captor sakura and the like, (I really like magical girl series, ok?) along with a few of my own drawings. She told me how much she liked both those series, and named a couple others, some I hadn’t heard of. And at first I thought she was really cool, she seemed really mature and so I invited her to sit with my friends and I at lunch at our usual spot.
Submit Anon: Please put your yaoi away!
This happened a little over a year ago when I attended my first con with my friend in October 2012
I was kind of in my mid weeb stage at this point but I wasn’t really into the whole ”oh kawaii desu-nee” or trying to be an anime character thing. I did (and still now) say names with the Japanese honorifics such as ”chan, kun, san” etc but only to my closest ‘anime’ friends and not to random people I barely knew or only just met. Anyway, I had this friend in my sixth form who was into anime and manga just like me. We’ll call her C. We were the only two people in our class who liked it and we often spent many breaks and lunch times, fangirling over Ouran Highschool Host club, Sailor Moon, Fairy Tale and such. She was a big Sailor Moon fan and she also had a fondness for yaoi, hentai and yuri. Okay, just to clarify with you guys. I’m not really a big yaoi, hentai or yuri fan because the extreme graphics don’t appeal to me and ,sometimes, they disgust me. I don’t mind ”normal” yaoi, yuri and hentai but C was more into the ”extreme” side of it, however, since she was the only person in my class who I could share my interest with, I kind of ignored her yaoi, yuri and hentai obession, not wanting to lose my ”buddy” (This becomes important later on)
Stalked Through Anime
before i start, this story isn’t so much about an obnoxious weeb, but the guy it’s about creeped me out terribly and he is sort of an otaku. this might not get posted bc of that but damn i need to tell this story to somebody.
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