First off, I witnessed this happen, it didn’t effect me directly because I am a girl. As the title suggests this is about yaoi obsessed weebs.
So, I go swing dancing fairly often. It’s an open environment where people can dance with whomever they like, male or female. It’s open and accepting… but maybe too accepting.
In the building there are large open windows that show the dancers, and an open double door because it’s constantly crowded and therefore heats up because of body heat. So one evening everyone was having a good time, two guys were dancing together because one wanted to learn a new move and the best way was to dance as a follow to someone who knew this move. So they were dancing, having fun, laughing when one of them messed up. But along comes these weebs. And I mean weebs.
One was sporting twin pigtails and a Hatsune Miku shirt with a short tutu to cover her rather thick thighs. And the other was your traditional hetalia weeb. Both had greasy hair and were sort of overweight with acne. (Don’t get me wrong, chubby girls can be some of the most gorgeous people, but not these two.)
And so they peer in and guess what they see? These two guys dancing together. The song was slow so I can only assume what they thought. I was sitting out near the door when suddenly I hear one of them scream:
“OMG REAL LIFE YAOIS!! KAWAII!!!”
the other thankfully was much more quiet.
“It would be so kawaii ne if they kissed!”
“I wonder which one is uke?”
They squeeled for another few minutes until the sing ended and the two guys bro hugged, then the ponytails one yelled:
“OMG THEY’RE GONNA KISS.”
Of course this puts the two guys off, they stumble away from each other and avoided each other for the rest of the night. I felt super bad for them.
I wish I had stopped the weebs…