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Text Post Tue, Apr. 08, 2014 53 notes

Submit Anon: Classmate Weeb

There was a weeb that i remember from 10th-12th grade. She will be known T. T was new and I took her under my wing as i knew what it was like to be the new kid. From the get go she was a weeaboo. She loved Naruto and was obessed with it, was rather large and very strong. I did like Naruto not as much as i did when i was in middle school. But i still hung out with her because i felt bad for her. She lived down the street from me so she would come over to hang out.

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Text Post Tue, Apr. 01, 2014 54 notes

Submit Anon: “My profile picture is an actual photo of me”

 Back in about 2005-2007, I met a girl, who we will refer to as T, on a website called Chatango. She lived in the same city as me. She was sweet and cool at first(this lasted for about a week), but then progressively started becoming stranger and more delusional.

 This string of creepy events started out with her claiming that her profile picture, which was of an impossibly busty anime girl with purple hair and wearing a skimpy, undersized bikini, was “actually a real-life photo of [her]”. I probably should have just blocked her by then, but I played along and just said “Oh, OK then”. After a couple more weeks, she picked up the habit of referring to me as “friend”, “best friend”, “bested friend”, and eventually “sexy neko girl” casually. Even more of a sign that I should have ended contact with her, but I still didn’t.

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Text Post Sat, Mar. 29, 2014 65 notes

Submit anon: Weeb stalker

My birthday was recently and i deiced to do something with some people i know. This included my boyfriend J and my best friend S. Now there is a weeb we know who calls herself Neko. She thinks anime is the best thing in the world and hates anyone who disagrees. Neko also has a crush on S who has a boyfriend and has told S, “I want to be Yuri with you.” I use to hang out with her during my weeb stage but that changed when I got into 10th grade. I recently saw Neko at the college i attend. Earlier that day she had asked if i wanted to hang out but i told her no. When she asked why i told her i was going to the mall that night. That was true but i did not want her to find out about my birthday thing. So that night J, S and I all went to the mall. We had fun at first till Neko showed up while we were walking around. She was wearing this Akatsuki cloak and cat ears. She frowned asking, “Why are you not in cosplay? Isn’t this a cosplay party?” I was confused for two reasons. One, why did she think it was a cosplay party? Two did she just invite herself? But yup it was happening. She was following us and just being obnoxious. She wanted to buy S clothes to make her more kawaii. S did not like that and yelled at her. So sometime later S, J and I had a dinner reservation soon and only had a little time left. We told Neko we had to leave for dinner. At first she tried to follow saying, “It could be a double Date!” But we told her no. We to the parking lot and S said she had to use the bathroom. So she headed to the bathroom. She was gone for a long time when J and I got worried. I went to go look for her. When i headed into the bathroom I saw S crying with an old women comforting her. When i asked what happened S told me that Neko had groped her breasts and when she told her to stop Neko said, “But you are so cute.” The women told me security had taken Neko away. S just headed home that night and is now pressing charges and getting a restraining order against Neko.






Text Post Tue, Mar. 25, 2014 59 notes

Vash Cosplayer can’t own up to his responsibilities so brings up rape instead

I’m a big fan of this blog because I think it prepares you for a ton of bullshit, specifically not feeding into someone’s ego. I live in a big city and I’ve done a fairly good job of avoiding weebs. Typically, I am a part of the gamer community, notably import games so I sometimes encounter weeaboos, but I come across as fairly intimidating so nobody starts anything with me. I’ve submitted screenshots and replaced the names with colors. I didn’t remove the tumbnails because you can barely see his face and his cosplay looks nothing like him (which is why I had no clue who he was), and my photo is too small to discern what I look like plus I know at least 4 people who have their default photo set to this location and angle. Anyway…

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Text Post Mon, Mar. 24, 2014 41 notes

Submit Anon: NekoCanadaChan, nya~!

This is the story of me, who I will call “Oogie”, my friend, who I will call “S”, and a horrible weeb,  who I wil call “NekoCanadaChan.”

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Text Post Wed, Mar. 19, 2014 61 notes

Locker-mate Weeboo

So my sophomore year in high school I was talking to one of my friends, M. She had mentioned that she never uses her locker because of the pictures her locker partner, H, posted. I knew H back form my old middle school weeb days and we’d always talk about manga and whatever, but M had been randomly assigned to share a locker with her.

Anyway, I ask M what kind of pictures they are and so she just takes me to her locker, opens the door, and there is just the holy grail of yuri hentai. H had literally plastered the locker in naked anime girls, a locker she was sharing with a stranger. I have no idea how she didn’t get suspended






Text Post Sat, Mar. 01, 2014 45 notes

Submit Anon: Ouran High/Doctor Who Weeb

I had a weeb occurrence recently. 

My (now ex) girlfriend had taken me to a small-ish, local con a few weeks back. We brought along two friends who were dating, and a last-minute tag-a-long. My friends went as the 10th doctor and Rose, so we’ll call them by their character’s names. The tag-a-long didn’t want to pull a closet cosplay, so she wore a Doctor Who tee, fez and rubber bracelet. We’ll call her Fannie.

As for my girlfriend and I, we went as Mori and Honey from Ouran High School Host Club, mainly because we were bored of our normal cosplays.Doctor and Rose had lent us their Ouran uniforms for our cosplays. If you don’t know the show, Honey is an adorable senior boy, but look likes a shota. I’m his height (4’11) have brown eyes already, so all I had to do was buy a wig. My girlfriend is 5’10”, so she fit the role of tall Mori and also only had to buy a wig. I then borrowed a pink bunny plush from my little sister to fill in for the one Honey carries around.

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Text Post Mon, Feb. 24, 2014 37 notes

Hetalia Panel featuring surprise guest

Hi, everyone I just want to start out by saying I did go through my weeaboo phase and then my hetalia phase. This is also a more tame story than some of the others I’ve seen and it will be long sorry.

Names have been changed.

I’ve just recently stopped cosplaying because of a lack of interest but I had been doing it for years prior to this story. We begin with a facebook group where I was one of a few homestucks among hetalians and I still liked hetalia a lot more. I was going to attend a local con with several cosplays including minotaur!tavros. I had spent several weeks constructing and perfecting digitigrade stilts to look more realistic. About a week before the con I get a message from one of my hetalia friends who is an utter weeb. She wanted me to be a surprise character in her panel to show the hetalia/homestuck war was over. I agreed.

This was a mistake.

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Text Post Fri, Feb. 21, 2014 56 notes

Submit Anon: Kawaii Yuri Desu Desu

So there’s this kid who used to go to my school, and we’ll call him W. now i was a pretty bad weeaboo before this, and i was finally exiting my weeb phase when this story takes place. however, as a fresh young weeaboo, i had met W and we were actually sort of friends, but since i was growing out of it faster by the day, i’d stopped talking to him. that is, until the day i brought my girlfriend to a party that W was also attending. 

now W was a little bit of a creep. actually, he was a LOT of a creep, to be honest. he constantly talked about his favorite yuri ships (which usually involved real people) and asked me why me and my friend (we’ll call her Vee) why we haven’t started dating/making out/having sex yet. he owned a shoulder bag that said “I <3 YURI” that he decorated with pins that said things like “yuri = smexy” or “yuri is my anti-drug XD.” and unfortunately he proved this after he was invited to Vee’s birthday. I unwisely decided to bring my new girlfriend, Calico, to meet my friends. 

immediately after introducing Calico as my girlfriend i regretted it. in spite of the few “aw’s” and the “nice to meet you’s!” we received, the air around us had changed and i could tell how uncomfortable the look W was giving us was making Calico. he came up to us when we went to get snacks and asked us which one of us was the “seme.” I told him that was a really rude thing to ask and he told me i was just being “tsundere,” then turned back to Calico and asked her if he “could watch [me and Calico] next time we had smex.” Calico was really uncomfortable so i brought her away from the snack table, only to have W follow us. he didn’t talk to us for the rest of the night, but we could definitely hear him telling everyone how “kawaii” we were and how we reminded him of rainbow dash x fluttershy (did i mention his yuri thing also affected cartoon horses?). He also rudely told Vee that she should be jealous because Calico was prettier than her and that he thought she and Calico had a “smexy rivalry going on.” needless to say, Calico and i left early. 

Three weeks later, W stopped coming to school. It turned out he had gotten kicked out because he had been failing all of his classes, and nobody ever heard from him again. even now, though Calico and i broke up a long time ago, i’m nervous to attend cons in my area out of fear i’ll see him there. 

tl;dr don’t be a creep to people and their significant others because you fetishize homosexuality bye





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